OK, Titan A.E. sux ballz

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I JERK OFF TO ARCTOPUS
Nov 8, 2001
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Seriously, everyone told me it did, and I went into it preparing to be contrary, especially after the opening shots of these cool helicopters buzzing around on a dying Earth, but it was HORRIBLE. It's like a study in how to suck.
 
AND the premise is so unrealistic. If Earth was completely destroyed, I wouldn't try to fucking escape on a spaceship and live a hardscrabble existence mining in space for the rest of time. Go down with the planet, man.
 
The idea of having some crazy shit tucked away saome where so that you can make your new planet is cool but its dumb that they didn't do it right away, seriously if some crazy energy people were blowing us up we'd already of made the new planet.
 
Did you know that Fox's entire animation department (at least for features) got thrown the fuck out after Titan A.E. I thought that was so tragic until I saw the movie. Not only does the story, voice acting, etc. suck dick, but the visuals are ass, too.