At work I am always telling my co-workers that they don't deserve to listen to Opeth. Only one of them actually likes Opeth, but it is fun, so for the slightest infarction, these people are "banned" from the Opeth "Circle of Competancy". I have a warped sense of humour and these people wouldn't expect anything less from me. Kinda makes the night go by faster.
Besides, I can't miss any time for a year or I will be fired, lol.