OT: Who gets the last word?

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Oh, and here's a post for Thra:rofl:ude...

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I went into my bedroom, which is how I get to my bathroom. And I heard rather quick movement coming from upstairs. I went into the closet to look for something (a tape), found it, looked at the cover for a little bit, remembered I needed to get a hair towel, got it, checked on my son (who was being mesmerized by the Wiggles), went back in my room, started the shower, noticed the movement upstairs was over, got undressed, got in the shower, used a new shampoo that smells so good I was sniffing my own hair all day yesterday, washed with my poof, got out of the shower, did the moisturizer thing, got dressed, came out of the bedroom, saw my son was still watching the Wiggles, put the tape in my radio and listened to it again, and did the dishes.

Not what you were looking for, but that's how it happened. :)
 
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bRaTpRiNcEsS said:
I went into my bedroom, which is how I get to my bathroom. And I heard rather quick movement coming from upstairs. I went into the closet to look for something (a tape), found it, looked at the cover for a little bit, remembered I needed to get a hair towel, got it, checked on my son (who was being mesmerized by the Wiggles), went back in my room, started the shower, noticed the movement upstairs was over, got undressed, got in the shower, used a new shampoo that smells so good I was sniffing my own hair all day yesterday, washed with my poof, got out of the shower, did the moisturizer thing, got dressed, came out of the bedroom, saw my son was still watching the Wiggles, put the tape in my radio and listened to it again, and did the dishes.

Not what you were looking for, but that's how it happened. :)

SLOW DOWN THERE! What did you do with the poof? And I need a better answer than, "Washed myself", please!
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Also, when you smelled your own hair, I want to know were you closing your eyes and pretending if it was another girl's hair you were smelling....?(the correct answer is YES)
 
ThraxDude said:
Hehehe. Have you ever heard Adam Sandler's "Medium Pace" song?
It is fucking hilarious!:D

" See that shampoo bottle, now STICK IT UP MY ASS! Shove it in and out - at a medium pace....."


Sandler will forever rule.

"Now pretend I'm the pizza delivery boy - and WATCH ME WACK OFF!"


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I just watched it yesterday. It was weird, but in a good way. My bother-in-law and nephews came over half way thru it and I had to rewind it and start over after they left. I'd say it was worth it.
 
nafnikufesin said:
:lol:

Sandler rocks!

The only Adam Sandler movie I haven't seen yet is Punch Drunk Love...is it worth seeing?

Me too and I was wondering the same thing. I'll get to it eventually. Right now I'm all full of myself because I finally got to see Gangs of New York. And yes, I know I'm six months behind the rest of the world. Thanks for reminding me.
 
ThraxDude said:
SLOW DOWN THERE! What did you do with the poof? And I need a better answer than, "Washed myself", please!
:D
Also, when you smelled your own hair, I want to know were you closing your eyes and pretending if it was another girl's hair you were smelling....?(the correct answer is YES)

Okay, you've officially seen too much porn. Or you don't know much about poofs. Because there isn't a whole lot that can be done with the poof. The correct way to handle the situation is drop the poof and proceed with the hand, which didn't happen.

As for my hair, you're forgetting that my hair completely rules. I don't need some other chick's hair. I've got plenty of my own and it kicks more ass than any chick I could ever sleep with. As long as she didn't have a crew cut, I wouldn't care about it. :D In fact, I think my hair is the reason so many lesbians hit on me......Hmmm.....
 
bRaTpRiNcEsS said:
Because there isn't a whole lot that can be done with the poof. The correct way to handle the situation is drop the poof and proceed with the hand, which didn't happen.

The poof would be a bit masochistic. :erk:
 
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