OT: Who gets the last word?

[TD]

I am just watching my Brownies. Being a Browns fan is like being an abused spouse though. At least somewhere along the line I became enthralled with Magic, Kareem, Worthy, Scott, Green, and Riley and the Showtime LAKERS, so I know what it is like to see your favorite team when a championship.

 

[bRaTpRiNcEsS]

What's your drinking age over there?

If you were Ty, and you didn't like the opening band, you would spend that time at the bar.

 

[anthrax_moshing_maniac]

It's 18 but i've been told i look 21 and i allways get served drink but i don't drink a lot just get up the front and bang my head

 

[TD]

As I am taking someones (hot 21 yr. old) daughter to Slayer, I will avoid the bar and behave well. OK, mom said I could drink during the opening band, but still, I must be good, these could be my in-laws. When a good looking woman with an even better looking daughter says "will you take my daughter to see Slayer" how can little hearts not float above your head.

 

[bRaTpRiNcEsS]

I don't know where the remote is. And I don't care. It was on the floor in front of the TV the last time I saw it, and if your son dropped it in the toybox, it's not my problem. I realize that your attention span does not include commercials, but what exactly am I supposed to do about that with two kids in the bath tub? I hope the little piece of plastic is flattered that you value its existence more than your wife's sanity, as you badger her to death about finding it. And I hope it laughs at you when you find it right where she says it probably is.

And while you're at it, stop leaving your pocket knife everywhere. She's tired of looking for it for hours only to find out you left it in Queen Creek in the realtor's office. And if you drop your wallet one more time, you're going to find it someplace uncomfortable, like the back of a Volkswagen. Thank you.

Rant over.

 

[TD]

SLAYER, SLAYER, SLAYER
playing all of RiB
woo - hoo
Go Browns

 

[anthrax_moshing_maniac]

You going to see king diamond TD

 

[TD]

You going to see king diamond TD

Nah, I never got into the King.

 

[ThraxDude]

Ty- Are you going to Slayer with "we know who?" if so, I suggest macking on the 21-year-old!!
If some lady asks a complete stranger if she'll take her hot daughter to see Slayer (of all bands), the crystal ball says to me (about the daughter):
She will put out!...........She has issues, but she will put OUT!!

Let's see how the "other date" feels about that.

OR BETTER YET. Get 'em both drunk.............. :Spin: ...

 

[TD]

No it'll only be the 21 year old. The other chick doesn't know who Slayer is. In fact, this may be the first chick I know who knows Slayer.

 

[TD]

Oh yeah, the chick with the daughter isn't a stranger - I've been drinking with her and her husband for a while, I just didn't know the daughter existed because she wasn't 21.......

 

[ThraxDude]

Okay.......but she's 21 now?
Whatever, just get her drunk!

 

[TD]

Oh rest assured my man, rest assured. A hot young chick who likes Slayer and has super cool drunken parents. Does life get any better?

 

[bRaTpRiNcEsS]

The board gets strange on Sundays.......

 

[bRaTpRiNcEsS]

I just read the preview of Blood Canticle. I'm going to shit myself when I get my hands on that book.

 

[The intruder88 (v2.0)]

Uhhhhhh................................................

















POOOOPIE!
*laughs maniacally*
*runs away*

 

[ThraxDude]

Oh rest assured my man, rest assured. A hot young chick who likes Slayer and has super cool drunken parents. Does life get any better?

And remember: If she smokes, she fucks.

 

[TD]

And remember: If she smokes, she fucks.

This sweet little thing doesn't smoke, she has pride and all of that stuff. I don't know what to do with her.

 

[bRaTpRiNcEsS]

And remember: If she smokes, she fucks.

Um...okay.

 

[anthrax_moshing_maniac]

Smokeing sucks!