OT: Who gets the last word?

[mentalmeltdown]

Maybe?

Btw, that was a dream I had - when I woke up I cried. Why is life so cruel to take them little fantasies away from the ordinary man? Why, I ask of thee?? (end of soliloquy)

 

[bRaTpRiNcEsS]

For the last year or so, every sex dream I have, I wake up before I score. What's up with that?

 

[prime666]

For the last year or so, every sex dream I have, I wake up before I score. What's up with that?

Thats means you really need to get out more....

 

[bRaTpRiNcEsS]

No shit.

 

[prime666]

Ok, the intent person in these dreams his name wouldnt happen to start with a J and end with H?

 

[bRaTpRiNcEsS]

Contrary to popular belief, NO, he's not the "intent person in these dreams". Sadly enough, it's usually some guy I never even saw before. I wouldn't mind if that happened, but then I'd be extra-super-pissed if I woke up in the middle of it.

 

[prime666]

Perhaps it because youre married and in love even your subconcience wont let you cheat. You have the same problem I and millions of others have. The down side of love is loyalty.

 

[bRaTpRiNcEsS]

Perhaps it because youre married and in love even your subconcience wont let you cheat. You have the same problem I and millions of others have. The down side of love is loyalty.

That's very profound (and pathetically true).

 

[mentalmeltdown]

Does this mean if I get married one day, I'd have to say buh-bye to the wet dreams? shit!

 

[prime666]

Yep, and despite my best attempts to cohearse my lady into some hot three way action its not gonna happen. I have a better chance of curing cancer with a pop sickle stick and a vibrator.

 

[bRaTpRiNcEsS]

Uh...good luck with that...

 

[jdelpi]

I hate when any kind of bread knocks on my door, but the one that gets to me the most is pumpernickel. Very persistent bread that.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[ThraxDude]

When I have those sex dreams, I jizz in the dream, but my shorts are jizz free when I wake up???????
I don't get it.


I'm gonna go see if I can get this FUCKING Xbox live Update to fucking work!
Stupid microsoft.......

 

[bRaTpRiNcEsS]

I don't know.

It's been well-documented that the penis is a mystery to me. I don't know what to tell you.

I don't know anything about Xbox, either.

I guess this post was pointless.

 

[prime666]

Brat, who the hell is that pic of?

 

[bRaTpRiNcEsS]

The yummy guy from MI-5.

 

[mentalmeltdown]

The yummy guy from MI-5.

Is he as yummy as the guy in this photo?

http://www.geocities.com/igmar_net/photos/jb1.jpg

 

[ThraxDude]

I wish that HONDA made computers and Xboxes.............

 

[Riehlthing]

Fuck Honda making that shit. I hate Honda's.

Damn you all were busy bee's while I was gone. Shit, gone for 4 days and this place goes through a bunch of pages. Caught up though...but it's all so intriguing, don't know where to start...

 

[anthrax_moshing_maniac]

My wisdom teeth are comeing through and my gums have swollen up and it is giveing me a headacke and i can't eat and i can't talk very well!