OT: Who gets the last word?

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Metal Maiden said:
He misses a bunch of work being sick and now vacation. Some people really suck!
Asked for the vacation time off before I got sick. So :p
Besides, I know how to actually leave work on time.

Get to go watch the Blazers tonight...for free, and meet the players...yeah...:D
 
Riehlthing said:
Asked for the vacation time off before I got sick. So :p
Besides, I know how to actually leave work on time.

Get to go watch the Blazers tonight...for free, and meet the players...yeah...:D
Meeting the blazers. better be ready to smoke pot.
 
Blazers won! hells ya! Yao Ming is frickin tall. I got to go in the back area where they walk to their cars/visitor's bus, and Ming walked by 5' from me. Damn he's tall. Watched the tennis match thing today too. Anna Kournikova is fuckin HOT!!!!!!!!!!!! That's the new inspiration for next week brat and maiden.
 
Prison/Work
Just in case you ever got the two mixed up, this should make things a bit more clear.

IN PRISON...you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.
AT WORK... you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.

IN PRISON...you get three meals a day.
AT WORK...you only get a break for one meal and you pay for it.

IN PRISON...you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK...you get more work for good behavior.

IN PRISON...the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK...you must carry around a security card and open all the doors for yourself.

IN PRISON...you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK...you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON...you get your own toilet.
AT WORK...you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat.

IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK...you can't even speak to your family.

IN PRISON...all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required.
AT WORK...you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON...you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
AT WORK...you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

IN PRISON...you must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK...they are called managers.

So why is it again that we work?
 
A brief message from Madison. (My six year old daughter.)


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Last night I :puke: , but I feel better today. o_O I learned how to ride my bike yesterday without the training wheels! :Smokin: Mommy helped me get started, then I was able to start off by myself! :D
 
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