OT: Who gets the last word?

[DarbysDad]

No trends in my house, Beer, Whiskey and Water, so I'll be left behind there. Unless its my parents My Dad Vodka Marti and Mom a Manhattan (no bitters).

 

[Riehlthing]

Vodka and OJ, nuff said right there. Friend of mine got the Spark stuff once, I didn't think it tasted good. Kinda sucked actually.

DD, I like cats, they taste like chicken...actually, don't know if mentioned in here somewhere before, but Dog Jerkey was actually pretty good. But didn't know it was dog jerkey till after the fact. I wouldn't eat it again willingly though.

 

[bRaTpRiNcEsS]

My husband talked me into eating some of his beef tongue burrito. It was pretty good, but now that I know what it is, I wouldn't order it.

 

[DarbysDad]

I think I ate dog in tj once or was it rat but I did have a stew made with a beef tounge.

 

[bRaTpRiNcEsS]

I'm 99% sure all the meat I ate both times I went to Mexico was dog, based on the fact that we never saw the same stray twice. Oh well. They were still damn good tacos.

 

[Riehlthing]

I think I'll stick to tacos I make myself.

 

[remington69]

I had BBQ squirel once. It tasted like chicken I guess.

 

[nafnikufesin]

Why does everyone always say that the animal their eating tastes like chicken? Isn't it possible that it's the chicken that tastes like squirrel instead?

 

[remington69]

Why does everyone always say that the animal their eating tastes like chicken? Isn't it possible that it's the chicken that tastes like squirrel instead?

Whoa....never thought of that. You may be onto something.

 

[nafnikufesin]

Next time you're serving chicken to somebody, tell them "Try this...it tastes like rattlesnake".

 

[bRaTpRiNcEsS]

We had some fun at work last night.

The front end manager, Joe, is a giant pain in the ass. He never answers his pages and lets us go hours without a "pickup" (clearing out the wads of cash in your drawer) or getting us change. We've actually learned to get quite crafty in the coming up with change department.

So last night, he finally called back but he told us he was in the middle of a crisis, so we'd have to give him a minute. That minute turned into two and a half hours (which is really quite typical).

So we decided to invent a crisis of our own, in case he should call and need something from us. We found it when it was discovered that one of my co-workers put the Busch Light where the Bud Light goes.

So we kept yelling "The Busch is in the wrong place!! Someone put the Busch back where it goes!" Customers thought we were on crack (or possibly some spiked egg nog), and fun was had by all.

Maybe you had to be there....

 

[Riehlthing]

You've gotta mess w/ people like that.

 

[DarbysDad]

Brat - When this same Unresponsive Manager needs something from you is like I need this now, now, now.

 

[bRaTpRiNcEsS]

Yeah, he so deserves it. He's about an inch away from me dragging him into the store director's office by the ear.

 

[bRaTpRiNcEsS]

Brat - When this same Unresponsive Manager needs something from you is like I need this now, now, now.

No, well, at least not with me. I've made it clear to him that two can play at every game there is, and I'm quite capable of beating him at his own.

He likes to have lottery shut down and sent to him no later than 9 o'clock. But since I can't send it to him without my checkout sheet, or the tubes to put the money in, he gets what he needs after I get what I need, and if that doesn't happen til I'm closing the fucking store, then that's when it happens. On those days, he hides when he knows I'm headed for the time clock.

 

[Riehlthing]

amazed you haven't dragged him to director's office yet.

 

[lespaulbass666]

This makes me glad that I'm a mechanic, and I don't have to deal with that kind of bullshit. I'd probably hit that guy over the head with a pipewrench.

 

[DarbysDad]

Give it a month and our hero Brat will have the pipe wrench embedded in his skull.

 

[remington69]

Remember, use a nice and dull weapon for best results.

 

[DarbysDad]

Remington - that sounds like an infomercial.

and the Alf avatar still just kicks my ass.