OT: Who gets the last word?

[lespaulbass666]

i'll have to remember that next time i need to artificially inseminate a cow.

 

[Riehlthing]

Since I moved out of hicksville to Portland, don't think that knowledge will be needed, but, never know.

 

[nafnikufesin]

I would so move to Castle Anthrax if I could.

So would I

 

[Riehlthing]

Me too...could have to do w/ the company at castle anthrax too.

 

[nafnikufesin]

"You must spank her well, and after you have spanked her, you may deal with her as you like, and then, spank me."

"And after the spanking, the oral sex."

"Oh, let me have just a little bit of peril?"

 

[coolsnow7]

"You may have a bit of peril"

 

[nafnikufesin]

It was only a matter of time until the Monty Python quotes resurfaced

 

[mentalmeltdown]

I have three words to say: "Black Adder".

Merry Christmas everyone - and a happy new year.

 

[Riehlthing]

"I can take them one handed"
"Yes, he could take us one handed"
"No, it's too perilous"
"Oh let me have a little peril"
"No, it's too dangerous"
"I bet you're gay"

 

[bRaTpRiNcEsS]

"Oh, let me have just a little bit of peril?"

"No, no, it's too perilous."

 

[bRaTpRiNcEsS]

"I fart in your general direction."

 

[Riehlthing]

Such a great movie. Might have to watch it again sometime soon.

 

[bRaTpRiNcEsS]

Actually, I was very excited last night because I was poking around in the digital channels guide, which I never paid attention to before, and found out that not only do I get BBC, but they play Flying Circus like 4 or 5 times on Thursday nights. Yes!! They might play it more, but my guide would only go to Thursday night.

 

[remington69]

I went and saw Monty Python's Spamalot yesterday. It was freakin' hilarious! Eric Idle did a great job composing it. It's ripe with Python humor and references (besides Holy Grail). I wish I could see it again, but, alas, it's pre-Broadway Chicago run is sold out

( http://www.montypythonsspamalot.com/ )

 

[bRaTpRiNcEsS]

Unfortunately, I would have to go to that alone, and that would be a bit depressing. And if it played here at all, it would be in downtown Phoenix, which is now at least an hour from where I live (as opposed to the ten minute drive that it used to be).

 

[Riehlthing]

Don't know where they'd have that in Portland, if anywhere.

 

[DarbysDad]

Don't feel bad, I've had my hand up a cow's ass. But not in a weird beastiality way, that's how you palpatate the cervix when you are doing artifical insemination.

Sounds like fun, can anyone try it?

 

[lespaulbass666]

ok DD, i thought we already talked about the bestiality thing..........

 

[DarbysDad]

It's okay to talk about animals just don't hit their websites so you don't look to perverted

 

[Riehlthing]

DD, you're scaring me.