OT: Who gets the last word?

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I get it! bRaT is into bald, chunky guys: Bruce Willis, John Bush, that guy from Shield - yes the bald, chunky one...

And btw, she don't wanna stalk them boy! She jus' wants them to STALK her (stalk as in beanSTALK, as in shaft, stick, cock, etc..) hehe boy am I funny!
 
bRaTpRiNcEsS said:
I never said anything about Michael Chiklis, thank you very much. Although now that you mention it.......
Yes that's the name! I was too lazy to google him so I just described him - I knew it was Chiclets afterwards but didn't bother editing my post. Ha!

So you're into that type of guys? Interesting....hmmm... this pattern of yours is worth many a post!
 
Well, here's my attempt at some pictures. You can see Mt. Hood somewhat if you know what to look for and where.

http://home.rmci.net/rfortney/pictures/Picture_0002.jpg

You'd have to enlarge the picture to max size, then behind the middle pine tree you can see a white area in front of the blue sky. Doesn't quite come out as easily as when standing there. I'll go test it out at a better location.
 
The Chemistry Exam



The following is supposedly an actual question given on University of Washington chemistry mid term. The answer by on student was so “profound” that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well.



Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?



Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle’s Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following:



First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let’s look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell.



With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle’s Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.



This gives two possibilities:



1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.



So which is it? If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, “it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you”, and take into account the fact the I slept with her last night, then number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure the Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over.



The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore extinct….leaving only Heaven thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night Teresa kept shouting- “Oh my God.”



NOTE: This student received the only “A”.
 
remington69 said:
brat - never saw the shield, but really want to. the suck-ass cable company around here doesn't carry FX. I wonder of blockbuster carries the DVDs??
My Blockbuster has Season 1 and Season 2. I highly recommend catching up. I don't know if 3 is even out yet, I would imagine if it isn't, it will be soon, as Season 4 starts in March (YESSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!).
 
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