OT: Who gets the last word?

[GregadetH]

What the fuck is Amish potato salad?

Potato salad, made of wood. Containing no zippers or metal buttons.

Some guy came in looking for it and was completely shocked that we don't have any. Although, you'd be surprised what people come in looking for.

My fave was when an old man came in lookin' for "Kick a man" (kikkomon) sauce.


As if you drink it and begin to kick wildy at all men in the vacinity.

 

[GregadetH]

which most of these are vegetarians, ordered a pizza that was, and I know, because I answered the phone for the order "I would like a Vegetarian Pizza, but add Beef and Pineapple."

Classic.

 

[The_Void]

Amish Potato Salad? never heard of it.

And no, wouldn't be surprised. I worked as a delivery driver, and a community of 7th Day Adventists, which most of these are vegetarians, ordered a pizza that was, and I know, because I answered the phone for the order "I would like a Vegetarian Pizza, but add Beef and Pineapple."

Like when I was working at a Tim Hortons coffee shop and this guy used to always ask for a large black coffee with 2 creams and 3 sugars, and when I told him that he was retarded he used to ask for that everyday just to annoy me.

 

[Riehlthing]

oh yeah. and what was great is when someone called from pizza hut to get chicken from us. since I was head driver, I insisted I take that delivery, couldn't pass that up.

 

[Ragamuffin]

Potato salad, made of wood. Containing no zippers or metal buttons.

I choked on my food reading that.

 

[nafnikufesin]

And no, wouldn't be surprised. I worked as a delivery driver, and a community of 7th Day Adventists, which most of these are vegetarians, ordered a pizza that was, and I know, because I answered the phone for the order "I would like a Vegetarian Pizza, but add Beef and Pineapple."

My ancestors didn't fight to get to the top of the food chain so I could be a vegetarian

 

[Riehlthing]

God made beer to chase down the good steak you just ate.

 

[GregadetH]

I choked on my food reading that.

Why thank you.

I am also glad you didn't die. I couldn't have that on me conceince.

 

[Riehlthing]

yeah, we don't need any fans to drop dead.

 

[Bass Fellow]

I declare the last word, and it shall be, "Phenylmethanesulfonyl".

Is this used as an indicator?

 

[GregadetH]

No. It's just that goddamned, college educated, scientist mumbo jumbo, fancy talk.

 

[Ragamuffin]

Mumbo, perhaps. Jumbo, perhaps not!

 

[Riehlthing]

either way it's above my head.

 

[Bass Fellow]

Well it consists of natural gas and sulfur so it must smell great.

 

[Riehlthing]

oh yeah. it must.

 

[nafnikufesin]

Mmmmmmmmmm sulfur

 

[mentalmeltdown]

Sooo..'ll forget about the last word eh? (Sooo...'ll for = sulfur)

Damn! I'm on fire...

 

[GregadetH]

Damned scientist!

Look what you've done to the last word thread!

 

[nafnikufesin]

Just finished trying "Monty Python's Holy Grail Ale" from the Black Sheep Brewery. It's actually very tasty...7.05/10

 

[Ragamuffin]

Time to derail this some-bitch harder than any thread has been derailed before.

Ready...and...GO

Penn Jilette (read: God) just made a documentary about a joke. It's a joke that's been told since the days of Vaudeville (possibly even before). It is, by far, the single filthiest joke ever told. The joke started way back when, and has since evolved, as jokes tend to do. The real story of the joke is in the teller, and each teller makes it their own. It has the same set up, and the same punch line, but the middle part is where all of the a) filth and b) originality is. The joke is known as 'The Aristocrats', as is the documentary, and I remember my uncle telling me a variation of it when I was like 10...which really explains a lot about me when you think about it.

Now, it took a bit of doing and searching (while looking for information about the documantary, which was recently screened at Sundance and who knows when it'll be available for purchase...but they showed a commercial for it on Showtime before an episode of Bullshit, so that has to be a good sign, right?) but I found a video clip of the joke. It's an animated one by Trey Parker and Matt Stone (who are in the doc) and, of course, it's being told by Cartman.

The joke is on this page, about halfway down, linked simply as "Cartman Joke". This is HIGHLY NOT FUCKING SAFE FOR WORK. If someone walks past and hears this, you will be released and possibly even set on fire. Go watch. After you watch it, come back.

Mind scared? Laughing your ass off? Good, commit it to memory, tell it to as many people as you can just for their reactions.

What you just saw and heard is an example of a No Soap, Radio! joke, and quite possibly the greatest No Soap, Radio! joke ever told.

And today, you learned something.