OT: Who gets the last word?

[Riehlthing]

I know it is a bit to take in. I think I need to drown that thought out in beer and forget about it.

 

[emtfhII]

Since my server is down, I'm going to post over here for a bit.
Actually I should probably go and get some work done....Nah! Fuck it.

 

[Miltbrand]

Hmmm... Tonight I just realised: When I was in Afghanistan, what I missed wasn´t so much the people back home as the possibility of getting wasted back home. Hmmm, am I really such a hollow (...ollow, low, yeah you hear the echo, don´t you?) person, that those 4 months away from home could´ve been dealt with through a couple of drunken binges?!?
Guess I´m not far off right now, I´m actually thinking of taking another tour, starting in february next year......
I know something is wrong with the way I see things right now..... I guess I just need to get laid!

edit: Am I a drunk?

 

[emtfhII]

...Hmmm, am I really such a hollow (...ollow, low, yeah you hear the echo, don´t you?) person, that those 4 months away from home could´ve been dealt with through a couple of drunken binges?!?

What couldn't be dealt with through drunken binges?
btw...check your PMs.

 

[DarbysDad]

What couldn't be dealt with through drunken binges?
btw...check your PMs.

I sent three pm's

 

[Riehlthing]

had to cause them to have pms, didn't you?

 

[bRaTpRiNcEsS]

emtfhII and I saw a dude get shot in the nuts with a paintball gun. He was a big ol' farm boy type and looked like he could probably could handle a lot ofpain, but not a paintball to the nads . He couldn't even stand up for over twenty minutes. I will never paintball again without wearing one after seeing that

In 10th grade, one of my friends jumped off the roof and "landed wrong". I never knew there was such a thing, but he was curled up on the couch the rest of the day. I think he hurled a few times, too. I figure it must have been pretty bad, because normally he'd have been really happy to have his girlfriend put her hand down his pants.

 

[Riehlthing]

it's definitely not a picnic.

 

[nafnikufesin]

you can remember that far back?
oh shit, just realized if dd is that old, there are chances that he had been with some of our ancestors, that explains so much about the world now.

Just checked your family tree, and DD is your great-great-grand-pappy

 

[Riehlthing]

My ancestors didn't hide in the cold to get away.

 

[nafnikufesin]

Were your ancestors wild, or were they bred in captivity?

 

[Riehlthing]

well, since some of them were indians, you figure it out.

 

[nafnikufesin]

Finally, a nice warm Saturday for a cold beer on the patio.

 

[Riehlthing]

what's warm to you? 40 degrees?

 

[nafnikufesin]

Hell, 40 is hot, 25 is a nice day. Of course, that's if you're normal and use Celcius.

 

[Riehlthing]

celcius is the work of the devil.
in elementary school they told us it would be the new thing, that and metric, fuck that. it still hasn't been the big new thing. and they've been telling us that since the 70's at least. just like soccer was what we would be playing, fuck that noise, we're still playing football.

think the rum is starting to talk...

 

[nafnikufesin]

I guess you can't teach an old dog new tricks, even if it makes a lot more sense...and you bug DD about being old

 

[Riehlthing]

I was in elementary school when they tried swapping us. Just because I was there for longer than the normal 6 years....

 

[nafnikufesin]

The problem with Shrek products being everywhere is Amanda's pronounciation. She can't pronounce the "shr" so it comes out sounding like "f". Which makes for an embarrassing moment when you take your two-year-old into a toy store and says "Daddy, I wanna fek"

 

[Riehlthing]

how about kids who can't say t or r's very well.
"dad, look at the big fuck"