OT: Who gets the last word?

[GregadetH]

OSAMA! YOU HAVE A BOGEY ON YOUR SIX! DO YOU COPY? OVER.

 

[Metal Maiden]

Hehehehe
......and then pulled up your skirt, and pulled down your panties.......
.....and gave you a little kiss......Nurse Gina is giving you an examination.....
.....she turns you around, and has you bend over the counter.....

Mmmmmmmm.........I'd like her to slip her tongue between my lips........

 

[ThraxDude]

...mmmmm......that looks good!....
Intern bRaT, please prepare my anal probe.

 

[Metal Maiden]

Mmmmmm....Can I help?.....Prepare the probe?...Mmmmmm

 

[ThraxDude]

Mmmmmm....Can I help?.....Prepare the probe?...Mmmmmm

Well, I usually don't do this Ms. Maiden*, but I suppose.....
You, Gina and bRaT can lube it up for me. All together now!




*Have patients assist in procedure...

 

[Metal Maiden]

Me, Gina, and bRaT take turns "lubing" up the "anal Probe" before Nurse Gina sits on the counter........I bend over with my face in her chonch....and bRaT guides the "probe" in...........Ooooooooooo

 

[ThraxDude]

Exxxxxxxxxcellent!

 

[anthrax_moshing_maniac]

Tad can't i have brat?!?!? and you can have maiden and the other chick, 3 girls at once is just greedy

 

[anthrax_moshing_maniac]

 

[bRaTpRiNcEsS]

Wow...I leave the board for one day and I'm in an orgy in a kitchen that magically transforms into a doctor's office. What happens if I go away for two days? Do I end up stuck on a desert island with nothing to pass the time but having orgasms? Hmm???

 

[one man stands]

This Thread is really getting good.

 

[bRaTpRiNcEsS]

AARRRGGGHHHH!!! FUCK ME!!!
Bad choice of words in this thread, but whatever...


My mother-in-law is coming over. Which isn't a bad thing except she's bringing my sister-in-law with her. And then I am getting dragged to Walmart with her while my mother-in-law watches the kids. And I am going to spend my afternoon listening to my sister-in-law talk all kinds of shit about how she's leaving her husband (been hearing it for a year now) and have to hear about everything that's wrong with him (like it's my fault she married an asshole) and how great the youngest nephew is (he's a spoiled pain in the ass) and how everything is wrong with the oldest nephew (he's a normal kid with nothing wrong with him).

I met her before I met my husband and he is fucking lucky I even went out with him, knowing he had a sister like that. :Shedevil:


I'd like to say I feel better now, but I don't. But I will say I'm getting a shower in a minute....

 

[one man stands]

Sorry to hear about your Shitty afternoon coming up, but it just made my day hearing about you getting all wet soon

 

[anthrax_moshing_maniac]

Will Tad and maiden join you in the shower?!?! lol i hate it when family says there comeing over i useally don't answer the door!

 

[bRaTpRiNcEsS]

Haha, no one joined me in the shower. It was probably the fastest shower ever because I waited til the last possible second to jump in. My phone was ringing for me to let them in when I got out. Anyway, they didn't stay that long, I hardly heard anything about her dumbass husband, and I have no idea what the point of the event was. With that family, there's always a motive for everything that happens, and I haven't figured out today's yet. I'm sure I'll hear it from some relative eventually, and probably one out of state, too.

 

[GregadetH]

This Thread is really getting good.

Substitute "good" with "old" and you'll have my opinion.

 

[nafnikufesin]

But hey, it helps the post count.

 

[GregadetH]

Bah humbug to you sir!

 

[The intruder88]

*ups his post count even more*

 

[Riehlthing]

Seriously? WTF happened? I leave Friday, go swimming in a lake, get online Sunday and there's TAD having an orgy in the kitchen? Damn...

BTW, that picture of Bin Laden being chased by the jet, I used to have that as my background on my work computer.