OT: Who gets the last word?

[bRaTpRiNcEsS]

This is the under-5 team. Clumps of kids running after a ball, occassionally losing one or two from the clump that get distracted by a butterfly or run off the field to get a drink of KoolAid from their mom.

We tried that for Joey when he was 3 and 4. He spent so much time checking out the ants, we decided to stop wasting money on that and then spent a fortune on karate instead. :Smug:

 

[nafnikufesin]

Tonight it was my turn to play soccer. A girl on the other team kicked the ball straight into my nuts from about 3 feet away. She started to laugh at the pained expression on my face, so I used the opportunity to dribble the ball around her and pass to a teammate who scored. Then I subbed off and moved into the fetal position.

For those of you that are counting, that assist by my nuts adds to the goal they scored 2 weeks ago when the ball deflected off of them into the net. That makes my nuts one of the top scorers on our team.

 

[Riehlthing]

You didn't want anymore kids anyways.

 

[nafnikufesin]

Yes, but that doesn't mean that I still didn't want my boys attached.

 

[emtfhII]

Tonight it was my turn to play soccer. A girl on the other team kicked the ball straight into my nuts from about 3 feet away. She started to laugh at the pained expression on my face, so I used the opportunity to dribble the ball around her and pass to a teammate who scored. Then I subbed off and moved into the fetal position.

For those of you that are counting, that assist by my nuts adds to the goal they scored 2 weeks ago when the ball deflected off of them into the net. That makes my nuts one of the top scorers on our team.

Sweet merciful crap! That story made me curl up in fetal position, and made my boys crawl up inside me in sympathy.

 

[thraxx]

Rememebr this:

Nard Guard :

A device which protects a male rider from an unpleasent meeting of his privates with the stem of the bike or Soccer Ballz!!!!!!

 

[remington69]

I remember the one time that I accidentally kneed my husband in the boys while swimming. He did not like it one bit. Until I said I'd kiss 'em to make it better...

 

[bRaTpRiNcEsS]

Yes, but that doesn't mean that I still didn't want my boys attached.

They don't make "athletic supporters" in Canada??

 

[bRaTpRiNcEsS]

I remember the one time that I accidentally kneed my husband in the boys while swimming. He did not like it one bit. Until I said I'd kiss 'em to make it better...

When Joe was 3 or 4 months old, my husband was laying on the bed with his legs out and Joe was between them. Joe had just gotten into that constantly-kicking-their-feet craze all babies go through. I kept telling my husband to either move his legs or move the baby, but he wouldn't listen. So of course, Joe kicked him right in the nuts maybe two minutes later. THEN my husband got mad at me for falling off the bed laughing. BUT...he never put either of the kids on the bed again like that unless he was laying on his side, safely out of kicking range.

 

[thraxx]

I remember the one time that I kneed my husband in the boys ,he did not like it one bit. but he had it comming

What?????

 

[nafnikufesin]

They don't make "athletic supporters" in Canada??

It's a rec league and I usually head to the game straight from work...I'd never really needed one before. Maybe I'll have to start wearing one to work on game days

 

[Riehlthing]

I was picking on one of the girl receivers at a store this week, she kept threatening to kick me in the balls. I think I might need to start wearing a cup too.

 

[nafnikufesin]

Or maybe you just need to shut your trap

 

[MyHatred]

emtfhII and I saw a dude get shot in the nuts with a paintball gun. He was a big ol' farm boy type and looked like he could probably could handle a lot ofpain, but not a paintball to the nads . He couldn't even stand up for over twenty minutes. I will never paintball again without wearing one after seeing that

 

[Riehlthing]

Or maybe you just need to shut your trap

stupid canuck logic.

 

[DarbysDad]

stupid canuck logic.

But it makes sense

 

[Riehlthing]

anything makes sense to the guy that came up with the saying during the Henry the 8th years.

 

[DarbysDad]

anything makes sense to the guy that came up with the saying during the Henry the 8th years.

At least Henry let me divorce my wives back in the day

 

[Riehlthing]

you can remember that far back?
oh shit, just realized if dd is that old, there are chances that he had been with some of our ancestors, that explains so much about the world now.

 

[Arg_Hamster]

you can remember that far back?
oh shit, just realized if dd is that old, there are chances that he had been with some of our ancestors, that explains so much about the world now.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!