There is no doubt that Scarlet Johansson is a beauty but she is a little bit too perfect for my tastes. It's just the L.A plastic perfection persona that screams 'I'm too good for you'. Whoever gets a date with her would probably have to juggle fireballs outside her bedroom window simultaneously shooting roses out his penis whilst singing a gut wrenching version of Chris De Burgh's 'Lady in Red' being backing up by New York Philharmonic.
Why bother when you could just wank over her picture?
Somebody just crossed the line didn't they, and they say romance is dead, 'la dolce vita'.