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oh man I hope I don't get banned for this 
I found this out, kind of funny
F*CK:
Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful
words in the English language today is the
word "f*ck." It is the magical word
which, just by its sound can describe pain,
pleasure, love, and
hate. In language , "f*ck" falls into many
Grammatical categories.
It can be used as a verb both transitive (John
f*cked Mary)and intransitive
(Mary was F*cked by John). It can be an action
verb (John really gives a f*ck),
a passive verb (Mary really doesn't give a
f*ck), and adverb (Mary is f*cking
interested in John), or as a noun (Mary is a
terrific f*ck). It can also be used
as an interjection (F*ck! I'm late for my date
with Mary). It can even be used
as a conjunction (Mary is easy, f*ck she's also
stupid).
As you can see there are very few words with
the overall versatility of the word
f*ck.
Aside from its sexual connotations, this word
can be used to describe many
situations:
1)Greetings..............."How the f*ck are ya?"
2)Fraud........."I got fu*ked by the car ealer,"
3)Resignation................."Oh, f*ck it!"
4)Trouble.............."I guess I'm f*cked now,"
5)Agression..................."F*CK YOU!"
6)Disgust....................."F*ck me."
7) Confusion..............." What tha f*ck....?"
8)Displeasure.............."F*cking sh*t man..."
9)Lost................."where the f*ck are we?"
10)Disbelief..........."UNF*CKINGBELIEVABLE!!"
11)Retaliation....... ....."Up your f*cking ass!"
12)Apathy............."Who really gives a f*ck?"
13)Suspicion............."Who the f*ck are you?"
14)Directions.............."F*ck off."
it can be maternal............."MOTHERF*CKER!!"
It can be used to tell time......." It's four
f*cking twenty!"
It can be used as an anatomical
description.. ..........."He's a f*cking
a**hole."
Lastly, it has been used by many notable people
throughout history:
"What the f*ck was that?" ~Mayor of Hiroshema~
"Thats not a real f*cking gun." ~John Lennon~
"Where the f*ck is all this water coming
from?"~Captain of the Titanic~
"Who the f*ck is gonna find out?"~Richard Nixon~
"Heads are gonna f*cking roll." ~Anne Boleyn~
"Any f*cking idiot could answer that." ~Albert
Einstein~
"It does so f*cking look like her!" ~Picasso~
"You want what on the f*cking ceiling?"
~Michaelangelo~
"F*ck a duck." ~Walt Disney~
"Houston we Have a big f*cking problem."~tha
crew of Apollo13~
enjoy and post your thoughts
I found this out, kind of funny
F*CK:
Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful
words in the English language today is the
word "f*ck." It is the magical word
which, just by its sound can describe pain,
pleasure, love, and
hate. In language , "f*ck" falls into many
Grammatical categories.
It can be used as a verb both transitive (John
f*cked Mary)and intransitive
(Mary was F*cked by John). It can be an action
verb (John really gives a f*ck),
a passive verb (Mary really doesn't give a
f*ck), and adverb (Mary is f*cking
interested in John), or as a noun (Mary is a
terrific f*ck). It can also be used
as an interjection (F*ck! I'm late for my date
with Mary). It can even be used
as a conjunction (Mary is easy, f*ck she's also
stupid).
As you can see there are very few words with
the overall versatility of the word
f*ck.
Aside from its sexual connotations, this word
can be used to describe many
situations:
1)Greetings..............."How the f*ck are ya?"
2)Fraud........."I got fu*ked by the car ealer,"
3)Resignation................."Oh, f*ck it!"
4)Trouble.............."I guess I'm f*cked now,"
5)Agression..................."F*CK YOU!"
6)Disgust....................."F*ck me."
7) Confusion..............." What tha f*ck....?"
8)Displeasure.............."F*cking sh*t man..."
9)Lost................."where the f*ck are we?"
10)Disbelief..........."UNF*CKINGBELIEVABLE!!"
11)Retaliation....... ....."Up your f*cking ass!"
12)Apathy............."Who really gives a f*ck?"
13)Suspicion............."Who the f*ck are you?"
14)Directions.............."F*ck off."
it can be maternal............."MOTHERF*CKER!!"
It can be used to tell time......." It's four
f*cking twenty!"
It can be used as an anatomical
description.. ..........."He's a f*cking
a**hole."
Lastly, it has been used by many notable people
throughout history:
"What the f*ck was that?" ~Mayor of Hiroshema~
"Thats not a real f*cking gun." ~John Lennon~
"Where the f*ck is all this water coming
from?"~Captain of the Titanic~
"Who the f*ck is gonna find out?"~Richard Nixon~
"Heads are gonna f*cking roll." ~Anne Boleyn~
"Any f*cking idiot could answer that." ~Albert
Einstein~
"It does so f*cking look like her!" ~Picasso~
"You want what on the f*cking ceiling?"
~Michaelangelo~
"F*ck a duck." ~Walt Disney~
"Houston we Have a big f*cking problem."~tha
crew of Apollo13~
enjoy and post your thoughts
