Personal Shit Thread version 2.0

[-[chop]-]

LOL! when the T-Rex in Jurassic Park finally took a shit!

 

[metallicdistort]

On the topic of anecdotes regarding shit, I've found that if you drink purple grape juice, your shit smells like it the next day

 

[Covet Chaos]

Beer seems to colour your poo aswell. Have some Murphies and Grape Juice. Yummm.

 

[Slatanictrash]

Wonder what happens to shit when u take T-ramadol (for some reason this word gets blocked hence why it's spaced (nae pun intended) lol)

Of course this thread gets derailed, not sounding like a dickhead but thats one of my talents

 

[MegaPwn]

(The best I could find!)

 

[Darkofeden]

(Trying to bring thread back to the main focus)
Women, are crazy

 

[Slatanictrash]

If wimmen acre crazy

What does that make me?????

 

[Keenan]

(The best I could find!)

Amazing!

And Slatanic..... that would make you crazy.

Yeah, on topic, I am slowly coming to the realization that I hate my job.

 

[MegaPwn]

Which is?

 

[Keenan]

Working stockroom at a Nike Store. Would be fine, but the people.....

 

[Slatanictrash]

So you work in a Nike store, do people come to you and ask you, do you sell Nike Trainers?

 

[MegaPwn]

DAMN THOSE PEOPLE! WHY DON'T THEY JUST FUCK THE FUCK OFF AND LEAVE ME WITH MY AIRMAX AND MY IRON MAN?!

What a night Keenan had planned...(but those PEOPLE).

I thought this in my head just then

 

[Keenan]

A list of questions I'm frequently asked :

1: Do you have bathrooms?
2 : Do you have (whatever) shoe? Why not?
3 : Do you have Nike "Airs"? *rolls eyes*
4 : Do you have bathrooms?
5 : Do you have "White" Nike's? Like, ALL white, even the check. (Its called a Swoosh!) >.>

But its the people that I work with that tend to get on my nerves.

 

[Covet Chaos]

(The best I could find!)

Gonna derail again.... I used to have this set!

 

[Slatanictrash]

Thankfully I wasn't on this train

 

[Keenan]

Thats a good one too!

 

[-[chop]-]

But its the people that I work with that tend to get on my nerves.

It was like that on my previous work..was fine for like 4 months..then i slowly realized how various ppl were talking shit behind my back...just not about me but about everyone...in the end...everyone was annoying in their own little way

Now hook me up with some kickass Nike shoes

 

[Keenan]

All the shoes we have are ugly though!

 

[-[chop]-]

Thats a matter of taste isn't it?

 

[metallicdistort]

Today I'm pissed off because I feel ridiculously ill, like I could throw up at any moment, yet I've got to go on a long journey out in a couple of hours. I've been feeling so fucking ill for two days now