Dearly beloved
We are gathered here today
To get through this thing called life
electric word life
It means forever and that's a mighty long time
But I'm here to tell you
There's something else..............................stop, stop that's not it
this is:
ring, ring
Hello
Hey
Trina, what's up
Are you doing anything later
Nope, why do you ask
There is a new restaurant just opened, lets go
Sure
A few hours later
As I got into Trina's car, she said 'You'll never change'
What's that mean
The way you're dressed, this place is upscale and probably has a dress code
(I was wearing what I always wear, jeans, tshirt, Adidas as it was colder had on a Steeler's (Super Bowl Champs, baby)cap and an unbuttoned flannel shirt)
F'm
As we entered the cafe, the doorman, headwaiter or whatever his title was looked me up and down so long that I was ready to ask if he was hitting on me
'Reservation for two', Trina always thinks ahead
Must say the food was outstanding, veggie lasagna tomato soup, salad YUMYUM
Best part about the evening was Trina's conversation it's always thought provoking, things like life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness
now here's where the rap breaks down
Do you smell that
What I lost my sense of smell
First thought was someone had passed gas and how very impolite in this or any setting.
What the aroma was a few tables over a woman was changing a baby's soiled diaper. The child was in one of those baby carrying thingies which was setting on the dining table. Now I'm all for having a child being fresh and clean but there is a better place than in the middle of a restaurant. I would guess there was a baby changing station in the woman's restroom as there was one in the men's? Must say that it was one foul odor which in itself was bad enough but then the woman called over the waiter handed him the soiled diaper and she went back to her dinner. A bit of advice for parents to be or anyone in general, when handling shitty items at least wash your hands before proceeding to your next task.
Let's book
OK
NdoubleP: Blondie - eat to the beat ... Lynyrd Skynyrd - that smell
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