Post of the Year, 2008

[zabu of nΩd]

Vote for the Post of the Year here.

 

[Xorv]

theres alot better posts than those. keep searching

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Maybe you should have nominated one, then.

 

[ShredHeadJHJ]

I would bang that Dazie chick.

The best quotes were in the which way do you wipe your ass thread". The "masturbation" thread was good too. The one where the guy was talking about sticking the TP in his hole when he wiped was priceless, but I can't remember who said it... Maybe DD...

 

[False Joe]

Torn between Greys and Dodens.
Went for greys, because i want to have sex with his face.

 

[waif]

What happened to my post? it was in there for a while...

 

[Vossyrus]

I voted for the Death Delirium one. But even without his quote, the Dazie pic/post alone is enough to win imo.

 

[Onder]

http://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/7050141-post82.html

My bubble gum fell down when I was on the escalator and I wanted to get it all back because it was tasty -and- pink. If I'd use my hands, it would leave small parts of it in the iron pattern. Than the stairs aligned squashing my tongue between them. Is it clear now?

Yes there were some people, but it's hard to act properly in these situations. It's all helter skelter. They decided to make few pictures of me rather than stopping the escalator. I was angry I wanted to shout at them after the accicent, but I couldn't.

 

[Xorv]

http://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/7050141-post82.html

 

[Zephyrus]

Dodens calling out WAIF.

 

[Alteredmindeath]

Dimmu Borgir ftw.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

What happened to my post? it was in there for a while...

What I posted in the OP of the nominations thread were not nominations. It was just a list of suggestions. In reality, only three people sent in actual nominations for Post of the Year.

 

[CF87]

I'm dominating!. oh yeah

 

[~Neurotica]

I wish Dazie could only imagine...

 

[Belligerent]

The "my penis is flaccid", by a mile.

 

[The Ozzman]

Yeah, it shouldn't be a question at all

 

[The Ozzman]

What about the post about Reign in Blood being a homogeneous suite? Who said that initially?

 

[DarkBliss]

The Butt?

 

[The Ozzman]

It might have been Woolie Wool or Lord Kur. I can't remember

Found it:

The average metal suite is actually far less homogenous than Reign in Blood, and they have a distinct rise and fall of tension that carries throughout the entire suite. There are even individual songs that pack more variety into less than a third of Reign in Blood's running length without sounding disjointed. Even thinking of Reign in Blood as a single musical unit, I don't finish it thinking that it has taken me somewhere or provided any sort of experience, not in the same way that Ulver's Bergtatt a suite of similar length, does. It can only do one trick, and it does it over and over until I lose interest and listen to Forbidden or hell, an earlier Slayer album, instead. It's not awful music, just either severely underdeveloped or severely overextended and either way outclassed by its predecessors.

And I actually have heard death metal covers of "Angel of Death" that sound better than the original.

 

[DarkBliss]

I thought Woolie Wool is Thr Butt? Could be wrong though.

I liked Cyth's Burzum review a lot.