Q&A Jeopardy Style (Take II)

[Tubbs]

Q: Want to eat dead spiders?

A: Leave here now!!!

 

[Killbot]

Q: Hi, thanks for inviting me over, I brought a dead baby. So, should we have sex with it now or wait until later?

A: Over my dead body!

 

[Tubbs]

Q: Want to go to the morgue?

A: I'd prefer salami.

 

[Night Reaper]

Q how old is a dinosaur

A george bush

 

[xXFreezingMoonXx]

Q :Who was that man in your bed last night?

A : too bad its over

 

[Tubbs]

Q: Wasn't that fat man rolling down the hill?

A: If only there were more of them!

 

[entanglement]

Q: Tubbs is a species getting extinct very rapidly. Just a few of them left. What do you have to say on that issue?

A: Sanford, Maine

 

[xXFreezingMoonXx]

Q : What city should the terrorist bomb?

A : Eternal Torture

 

[Tubbs]

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Q: What happens when you kill a kitten?

A: Go to hell!!!

 

[NaTaSMAI]

Q: Hey Tubbs, how's it going?

A: I've had better

 

[xXFreezingMoonXx]

Q : how was sex with Tubbs Mcgee?

A : DO NOT QUESTION ME

 

[Killbot]

Q: If some thugs had you cornered in an alleyway and they said 'If you want us to kidnap and repeatedly gang rape you, say 'DO NOT QUESTION ME'', what would you say?

A: It's kinda like a supernova.

 

[Tubbs]

Q: If a bunch of Jamaican radicals cornered you in a public bathroom and said "If you say 'It's kinda like a supernova.', we will kill you and rape your corpse 17 times while pissing all over it!", what would you say?

A: Poop.

 

[NaTaSMAI]

Q: What's that smeared all over your face?

A: I like Mike.

 

[Tubbs]

Q: Which of these gay men do you prefer?

A: My guitar is green though!

 

[Cuiden-A-Los-Ninos]

Q. wanna jam some time

A. ahh i told you we should have used gloves

 

[entanglement]

Q: I didn't like our cuddle last night.. you?

A: Just under that tree over there..

 

[NaTaSMAI]

Q: Where should I set this dead body?

A: I think we can work something out

 

[entanglement]

Q: Dinner friday night? I'm broke though.

A: Ten times bigger?!?! :-O

 

[Tubbs]

Q: Can you ask me a question about my fatness?

A: Three million of them, and they are all scum.