Originally posted by Melancholia
astarte & metalmancpa: Thank u!
A: I guess Zeanra can enlighten us
Q:NP?
Originally posted by The Main Man
A: Doesn't know what NP means or care to know for that matter!
Q: Stevie Ray Vaughan or ZZ Top?
Originally posted by metalmancpa
A: SRV (and whats with The Hurricane? Can't hook up with a better wrestler than that?
Q: beards or shaven?
Originally posted by Slash Freeman
A: Beards look cool in the right situations and if its the right type of beard. i'm normally relatively clean shaven.
Q: why oh why is it impossible for a guy and a girl to be friends without other people assuming one wants the other as a boyfriend/girlfriend?
Originally posted by The Main Man
A: Because guys think about sex every sex seconds. Don't know about girls.
Q: NASCAR or NHRA?
Uhm.....I know we have competitions where we throw our mobile phones and boots and where men carry women on their backs, but I didn't know we eat shoesOriginally posted by Melancholia
A: I guess Zeanra can enlighten us
Originally posted by dreamwatch
A: Because some people took a chance and bought the album and found it to be very different to the singles they released, and then spread this news via word of mouth.
Q: Are metal fans the most narrow minded music fans in the world? (I already know the answer, but what the heck . . . )
finns are so funnyOriginally posted by ~Zeanra~
Uhm.....I know we have competitions where we throw our mobile phones and boots and where men carry women on their backs, but I didn't know we eat shoes
I see there's someone who's even more sophisticated than I
Originally posted by MightyA
I knew that there is a competition like that but didn't know about the prizes....I have to buy a wife.
Originally posted by MightyA
Remember that i have to win the competition.
I was thinking a wife so small she could go in my pocket. Then the prize would be only 1/2 bottle, but I don't care as long it's free.
Originally posted by terrymx
a: yes they should all die
q: jayde will you be my girlfriend?
Originally posted by Eclipse
a: you mean you loved other gals than me?
q: how can i deal with this deception?
Originally posted by IRoN
A: ...the way you deal with your Red Knight deception
Q: Why does it take two times longer pissing in cold weather?
A: of course notOriginally posted by metalmancpa
A: because it takes longer for the warmth of the piss to break the frozen piss hole
Q: do you believe everything you read?
Originally posted by astarte
A: of course not
Q: when did the Opeth forum become so pathetic?