a: Hmmm you could post it if you want to, but I'm afraid I'd be forced to make fun of it. Or if I'm less bored or feeling nice, I'd just not say anything. I'm pretty harsh in my poetry standards and I have a low tolerance for cheesiness when it's not MY cheesiness or aimed at me (and even then, only if I feel the same way).
q: Would you go out with someone if the person couldn't spell AT ALL?