Really Official UM´s Member Pictures

[Spike]

Uhhh... ~Z~ Has already seen a pic of me completely 'starkers' .... does that count?

'Nite Y'all!

(Somebody needs to give Mr T. a big hug for me! )

 

[Fractured]

Okay Zeanra...........before you look, make sure you have a Doctor standing by.









Here is teh Thong.

Yeah.....i told ya...sexay ain't it..

 

[Rusty]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

 

[Fractured]

I see we buy our sexay outfits at the same store Hearse.

I thought you looked familiar.

 

[SlaughterofSoul]

*Shudders*

 

[Taliesin]

I really dont want to disturb this conversation... but I thought I'd post one of my pictures again...

 

[ante]

Originally posted by Fractured
Okay Zeanra...........before you look, make sure you have a Doctor standing by.









Here is teh Thong.

Yeah.....i told ya...sexay ain't it..

ROTFLOL

 

[Ultima Ibanez Overlord]

Northern Viking, no offence, but you look like an alien

And there's a cheaper way to get that elephant look. You just pull your dick out of your fly, and pull your pockets out of your trousers. Of course, only a chosen few can do this to great effect.

 

[Rusty]

Why, because their penis is grey??

 

[~Zeanra~]

Originally posted by Fractured

Originally posted by Hearse

:hotjump: :Smokedev:




*faints*

 

[Fractured]

I thought you would like it.



Now...get the doctor in here quick!

 

[Ultima Ibanez Overlord]

Originally posted by Rusty
Why, because their penis is grey??

Your's isn't???? Don't tell me I'm the only one here with a grey wrinkled cock.

 

[mourningstar]

Originally posted by Ultima Ibanez Overlord
Northern Viking, no offence, but you look like an alien

tell the truth, you envy him 'cause you can't grow a proper beard

Originally posted by Ultima Ibanez Overlord
You just pull your dick out of your fly, and pull your pockets out of your trousers.

that must be the advantage of being males, uh?

 

[Aggressor]

Originally posted by mourningstar
tell the truth, you envy him 'cause you can't grow a proper beard

 

[Taliesin]

Originally posted by mourningstar
tell the truth, you envy him 'cause you can't grow a proper beard

Hahaha duuuuuude, mourningstar scores

Originally posted by mourningstar
that must be the advantage of being males, uh?

Dont tell me you never thought about... ah wait no

Hey, want more fuzz?

 

[Ultima Ibanez Overlord]

I can grow a beard. I have grown one now. Look:

and

See????

 

[mourningstar]

Originally posted by Northern Viking
Hahaha duuuuuude, mourningstar scores

where's the "very very cool" smiley, when you need it????

Originally posted by Northern Viking
Dont tell me you never thought about... ah wait no

Hey, want more fuzz?

luckily mother nature didn't provide me with a penis. but i'm not sure what you were going to say...


@ultima:
considering that the last time i saw you was 6 days ago (sigh) i must admit you can grow it quickly. that's why you were shaving everyday

 

[Taliesin]

Originally posted by mourningstar
luckily mother nature didn't provide me with a penis. but i'm not sure what you were going to say...

I cant remember what I was about to say, and I guess it's best like that


/E

nice beard you grew there dude... coughcough

 

[Ultima Ibanez Overlord]

It's fucking fantastic. I can't stop stroking and preening it. And the beard is pretty nice, too

 

[mourningstar]

are your pockets out?