Recommend me some wanky tasteless metal

[Sinister Mephisto]

 

[VadimVon]

I want something completely devoid of taste. I want to listen to it in the same way I want to see a car crash.

uke:
CRADLE OF FILTHuke: uke: uke:

 

[VadimVon]

Depends on what you mean by wanky & tasteless, & I know I am going to get flamed for this, but just look for any band that has keyboards, acoustic guitar or a flute. That should do it!!

Mike

Dude, maybe the flute, but some great albums have acoustics and keyboards on them. WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?
TO THE POSTER OF THIS THREAD:
Also check out the band whose photo you have on your thread. That should pretty much answer your question. Sharlee D'Angelo is the biggest poser in the metal scene.

 

[Necramentia]

Depends on what you mean by wanky & tasteless, & I know I am going to get flamed for this, but just look for any band that has keyboards, acoustic guitar or a flute. That should do it!!

Mike

or quarter notes

fuck even half notes are a bit pretentious

 

[Sinister Mephisto]

Dude, maybe the flute, but some great albums have acoustics and keyboards on them. WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?
TO THE POSTER OF THIS THREAD:
Also check out the band whose photo you have on your thread. That should pretty much answer your question. Sharlee D'Angelo is the biggest poser in the metal scene.

What's he posing as? I haven't heard that word since I almost wanted to skateboard.

 

[Vital Remains]

uke:
CRADLE OF FILTHuke: uke: uke:

Good one

 

[Neurotic]

or quarter notes

fuck even half notes are a bit pretentious

lol owned

 

[VadimVon]

What's he posing as? I haven't heard that word since I almost wanted to skateboard.

Sharlee D'Angelo is about as cool as Kip Winger. OOOH, BABY BABY!
And you're just a fucking poser for "almost wanting to skateboard".

 

[skeptik]

Sharlee D'Angelo was in Mercyful Fate, that's good enough.

 

[VadimVon]

Sharlee D'Angelo was in Mercyful Fate, that's good enough.

Alright, Mercyful Fate is a fucking legend. He was just a passer-by who received a paycheck without contributing one riff. But, anyway, I don't really give a fuck to argue about that cheeseball anymore. That dude is about as good of a bassplayer as the girl from Poison.

 

[skeptik]

Actually he is a competent bassist. I don't know what your vendetta is against him besides the fact that he plays in Arch Enemy.

 

[Sinister Mephisto]

Sharlee D'Angelo is about as cool as Kip Winger. OOOH, BABY BABY!
And you're just a fucking poser for "almost wanting to skateboard".

wanna fuck?

 

[anonymousnick2001]

Yes.

And haha his name is Sharlee.

 

[Agentdark]

Disturbed
that is all

 

[Ceremony]

Yep, although his jewness would explain his tastelessness.

John Zorn is god.

 

[Mort Divine]

Death - The Sound of Perseverance

 

[Ceremony]

Mayhem - De Mysteriis Dom Sathanas

 

[Neurotic]

Depends on what you mean by wanky & tasteless, & I know I am going to get flamed for this, but just look for any band that has keyboards, acoustic guitar or a flute. That should do it!!

Mike

fuck off, old genesis had flute and it rocks!!!

 

[Life Sucks]

Mayhem - De Mysteriis Dom Sathanas

How the hell is that wanky? It's raw and minimalistic.

 

[Ceremony]

How the hell is that wanky? It's raw and minimalistic.

It's tasteless and talentless though.