
What we have here folks is a Gaymazing album of heterosexual proportions. This here is the shit Jack Tripper played while he was "Clowning" on Janet and Chrissy. This album is why Karen Carpenter lost her appetite, she knew that she would never be able to live up to the blissful vocal delivery of Annie Halsam. Bitch is quite a looker might I add.
Anywho,
Track 1 is a 10 minute Opus straight from the poppyfields of an Afghanistan village. A piano driven opening is soon taken over by an acoustic guitar that is rode by a voice of an angel straight to Asa Bay. Very slow tempo for the most part, with a nice bombastic ending. This is not radio friendly music people. Most people just don't have the attention spans. Apparently the arrangements of this song were done by a Russian composer, to whose name I have no idea of. Nineteen-Seventy Threeeeeeeeee!!!!

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Tracks 2 and 3 are very solid, but I can't be arsed to sum them up. How's that for a review?!?!
On to track 4 as it is one that i'm uploading.
Holy fuck!!! I just came in my pants!!! This is one of their radio-friendly singles. Somebody call Suspiria!!! I want to frolic inbetween her hairy legs picking daffidils to "Carpet of the Sun". Unbelievable vocals backed by symphonic prog rock majesty! This is Buy or Die material kids.
Skipping Track 5 and on to track seis, for you spics in the audience.
This here is the title track, "Ashes Are Burning."
One of the most absolutely greatest build ups of a song I have ever heard! The arrangements through out this album are one to humble any musician. John Camp's Rickenbacker smacks you in the nuts, while Annie's melodic vox lull you to sleep like Dorian Gray at an Opeth gigt!!! This is GOD!! This is War!!! This is Divine!! This is not for the Swine! Kapish!??!
Just let the downloading do the talking for me. I suck at describing music. But I sure do know how to pick em.
1. Can You Understand
2. Let It Grow
3. On The Frontier
4. Carpet of the Sun
5. At the Harbour
6. Ashes Are Burning
Up next...Sheer Brutality
