OK. Jesus. Top 10 of 2008 time. I'm going to try to do these in order too, if that is possible. 2008 was a phenomenal year for metal IMHO, and hopefully 09 will bless us with the same top notch mastery. Here goes:
1) Arsis - We Are the Nightmare: I don't understand how everyone on the planet doesn't think this is the most brilliant musicianship ever. Good god I spent countless nights smoking weed trying to comprehend James Malone's wicked mastery of taking riffs too complicated for the planet earth and melding them into flawless production and sweeping epicness. 10/10. 'Nuff said.
2) Made of Hate - Bullet In Your Head: Formerly known as Archeon, Made of Hate may not have the most sophisticated lyrics or artwork, but these bastards make music that Children of Bodom should have kept on making after Follow the Reaper. Melodic, Neoclassical, Tastefull, and downright enjoyable. Brilliant.
3) Amon Amarth - Twilight of the Thunder God: Even if it's not Versus the World, Amon Amarth are the most consistent band in existence (at least in my book). I wonder if the band members wake up each morning and think to themselves, "Fuck yeah I'm in Amon Amarth. Time to play the same simple riff 30 times over and have it be progressively more badass and epic". One of a kind. Addition of violins, black metal elements, and solid melodies all lend to expand their sound and make me want to "get gay" with them.
4) Mercenary - Architect of Lies: Mercenary keeps getting better and better. Their singers are absolutely stunning, and this CD brought a lot more heaviness that was lacking on the stellar "The Hours that Remain". Can't wait to hear their next disc as this one had me jerking it till kingdom cum. (that was very dirty. sry guyz lulz)
5) Bloodbath - The Fathomless Mastery: I could just cite "At the Behest of their Death", "Earthrot", and "Hades Rising", tell you to listen to them, and stop typing. But I won't. Mikael on teh death vox hits it super heavy. The riffs are more pronounced and memorable, and the production is top notch. Should be a "if you're going to write death metal in 2009 try to do it like this" bible.
6) Archons - The Consequences of Silence: YES. Melodic Death Metal is kind of a dying breed. I think along with Arsis, Made of Hate, and Zonaria, these guys are something special. Featuring like 10 - 15 riffs per song, Archons mixes it up very well. Their riffs themselves are all top notch and pushing a direction which breathes new life into the dead and gone metalcore-esque gothenberg borefest. Very interesting to see how they evolve.
7) Aborted - Strychnine.213: I've always loved Aborted. They have been dear to my heart ever since I heard "The Archaic Abattoir". This CD marks a distinctive departure in their sound, adding a healthy dose of melody and catchiness not found in their grind/death outings of old. But fuck they do it with style. Top notch vocals and super heavy riffs combined with superb songwriting make this the best abortion to date.
8) Eluveitie - Slania: Saving folk metal one crazy ass vocalist at a time, Eluveitie's new CD is pretty damn good. Saw them at Paganfest and was scared out of my mind by the seemingly acid-induced front man. This CD features a diverse range of instruments and some gothenberg esque metal and blends them perfectly. It's going to be hard to top since it seems they've perfected their formula with this one. Get it if you already don't have it.
9) Gojira - The Way of All Flesh: As if "From Mars to Sirius" wasn't fucking awesome enough, Gojira is back with their newest. FUCK ME RUNNING A MARATHON this CD rapes. Just listen to "Oroborous" and tell me that's not the best fucking metal track you've heard in the past few years. High praise. Even higher expectations. They are becoming quite consistent.
10) Sympathy - Anagogic Tyranny: Some world class technical death metal with a full helping of beautiful melodies and neoclassical elements. Apparantly Sympathy can't end a song until they've grabbed you by the balls and shoved the most epic melody of all time straight down your helpless throat. Absolutely amazing album.
Notable: HONORABLE MENTIONS
- Kalmah - For the Revolution
- Equilibrium - Sagas
- Belphegor - Bondage Goat Zombie
- Catamenia - VIII: The Time Unchained
- Moonspell - Night Eternal
Notable: MOST SURPRISING
- Trivium - Shogun: I knew Matt Heafy was good, but jesus he really let's it all out on this disc. I used to cringe every time he opened his mouth, but the diverse vocal styles he uses along with the jaw dropping playing led me to enjoy this disc 5000x more than I thought I would. Nice job Matt. All you have to do now is stop being such a bitch on stage.
Notable: BIGGEST LETDOWN
- In Flames - A Sense of Purpose: I could rant for hours, but I can sum it up in 3 words: WHAT THE FUCK
Notable: BIGGEST LETDOWN FOR A GOOD BAND
- Norther - N: Seriously. Always enjoyed Norther, even though I sensed their homoeroticism beginning with "Solution 7". Didn't ever think they would drop the ball as hard as they did. Talk about a steaming pile of shit! When your best track is a tie between tracks entitled "We Rock" and "Self-Righteous Fuck", you know you need to rethink the direction your taking.
Notable: BIGGEST COMEBACK
- Moonspell - Night Eternal: Bring back the heaviness! Moonspell is back and this time they're not equipped with faggoty gothic metal. This time they're here to rape you hard. Love the throwback to the old death metal days, and their songs are polished, heavy, intricate, and enjoyable. SO GLAD they decided to get all deathy in their old age.
OK. That took a while. Hopefully that was somewhat legitimate. Would love to see a few more Top 10s if you got em. Always looking to investigate some undiscovered gems.