Reveries of a Solitary Urinator

I consider the bathroom to be something of a temple to introspection. it's where I get some of my best ideas. I believe also that functions carried out in the bathroom, namely those of relieving oneself of waste products, is a private function.

so - why is it at work that whenever I am at a urinal, deep in thought, there will always be some moron who will come in, choose the urinal immediately next to me, even when there are six to choose from, and think that I would be at all interested in verbal communication, while we both stand their with our reproductive equipment firmly in hand?

1) "say, how bout dem Reds, some slump, huh?"
2) "so whaddaya think about this here laci peterson mystery, anyway?"

am I making too much of this?

thank you for your support. and or ridicule.