Satanic Metal.

[False Joe]

Listening to Aeon and tbh, it's funny.

So basically recommend some Satanic bands where I can understand the lyrics, for epiclulz purposes.

NP: Forever Nailed

 

[Zephyrus]

Dark Funeral - In the Sign...

Every other word in the lyrics is "Satan".

 

[Alter]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


Deathspell Omega...

 

[Triton]

Kat

 

[Zephyrus]

Antaeus?

 

[skeptik]

Mercyful Fate and Venom. Come on people.

"In the name of Satan, the ruler of Earth
Open wide the gates of Hell and come forth from the abyss
By these names: Satan, Leviathan, Belial, Lucifer
I will kiss the goat"

"You think your soul is nice
you've lived in paradise
so now you take the stand
you want to hold your masters hand
you think your soul is free
look up and you'll see me
the pearly gates ablaze
the angels bear the zombies gaze
chorus: heavens on fire
and there ain't nothing you can do
heavens on fire
and when you die you'll go there too
the angel's life their death
no there ain't nothing left
the clowns of God despise
but torment renders no disguise
the skies a blazing tomb
plenty sorrow plenty doom
they hattle living sin
the souls of God can't hate to win
chorus: if God is so almighty
they why is he enslaved
in heavens hell by satan
the universe his slave
satan rides the skies
look up you'll see his eyes
disguised as endless stars
to keep an eye on endless wars
do you believe in God
he's chained up like a dog
and every hour he screams
satan rules supreme

 

[panzerfaust666]

Akercocke

 

[Skepticism]

black metal

 

[supseudonymous]

Watain. Sworn To The Dark and Casus Luciferi are both great, but the lyrics are more easily decipherable on Sworn.

Into the starless night, I must go,
The urge is so strong, it's all that I know,
SATAN'S HUNGER!
SATAN'S HHUUNNGGEERR!

 

[Thoth-Amon]

Listening to Aeon and tbh, it's funny.

So basically recommend some Satanic bands where I can understand the lyrics, for epiclulz purposes.

NP: Forever Nailed

aeon is hilarious

 

[Alter]

Satan is funny.


Zeph's rec is a good idea.

 

[sevag00]

Deicide

 

[ShredHeadJHJ]

Yup, King Diamond does write some cheesey fucking lyrics.

I can't understand Deathspell Omega, but maybe I'm listening to the wrong stuff. I only have a few of their tunes. Is there any album inparticular that will bring on teh lulz hard??

 

[Base Delta Zero]

Akercocke

Yes! Especially the song 'Epode'! A cheesy slow love ballad to...Satan!

 

[False Joe]

Thanks lads.

And to Aeon!

"Join your faggot God
Faggot Christian race
GOD GIVES HEAD IN HEAVEN"

 

[byrne]

Watain - Casus Luciferi

 

[MasterOLightning]

I can't understand Deathspell Omega, but maybe I'm listening to the wrong stuff. I only have a few of their tunes. Is there any album inparticular that will bring on teh lulz hard??

No. Nothing about this band should make you laugh. They are certainly worth exploring on their musical merits alone. SMRC and Kenose are worth multiple listens for sure, purely on musical merit. And they are lyrically worthwhile as well. This stuff should make you think.

 

[ShredHeadJHJ]

I just listened to some Deathspell Omega yesterday & I still couldn't understand it, but it was pretty close to almost being decipherable by Black Metal standards.

 

[MasterOLightning]

How about you buy the albums and read the booklets?

 

[Slayed Necros]

Infernäl Mäjesty - None Shall Defy

"Satan... Master!... Lead us into hell!"