say something about ... yourself!

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

wut?

 

[neal]

I'm watching THE THING while I study for my microbiology final

if Kurt Russell can't help me.... NO ONE CAN

this man has the plan for an A+

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

Garm did it better

That.

I saw snow for the third time tonight. Once as a young child, once as a young teenager, both very briefly, but tonight a fair amount of it. Probably nothing to most of you...it's an amazing thing, snow. I wish we always had it. I really made our night better.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

yay snow!

 

[Anvil]

I wish it would fucking snow here. WTF is this? I'm in Canada damnit.

 

[neal]

snow is awesome, but i prefer it a few hours away in the mountains where it belongs.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

yeah fuck snow i hate that shit

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

is eating nachos \M/

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

is eating a cheesesteak

 

[Captain Beard]

Fucking jury duty at 8:30 am. Fuck you California Superior Court! Fuck the guy whose jury I'm being summoned to! I'll purposely find you guilty for stopping me from sleeping in on my day off!

Interrupt my sard, pay the penalty.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Sounds like justice to me.

 

[Jace_Mereel]

I can't stop farting. It's a little weird.

 

[Captain Beard]

You're trying to be like me. Stop that. You need a cigar first. And to be taller. And have a penis...


What did you eat anyway?

 

[Jace_Mereel]

Lots of pizza. And snacks. But I've been tooting a lot since Thanksgiving. Something's messed up in my diet and I can't quite figure out what it is.

I'm not too concerned. At least now, I can join in the fun with my guy buddies.

 

[Captain Beard]

Or best them. Add cabbage and cheese!

 

[Kvlt Wench]

Fucking jury duty at 8:30 am. Fuck you California Superior Court! Fuck the guy whose jury I'm being summoned to! I'll purposely find you guilty for stopping me from sleeping in on my day off!

Just act crazy and they won't select you.

 

[Captain Beard]

Nah, the judges around here catch on and fine you. They're notoriously unfriendly to people trying to weasel out of it in Visalia.

Being my father and uncle are retired COs, there's a possibility I'll be excluded.

 

[Chromatose]

this man has the plan for an A+

actually, as time went on, I did less studying and more gazing into Kurt's beard.

but no worries... KURT RUSSELL HAS THE POWER

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

Nah, the judges around here catch on and fine you. They're notoriously unfriendly to people trying to weasel out of it in Visalia.

just say you hate blacks or something

 

[Kvlt Wench]

Nah, the judges around here catch on and fine you. They're notoriously unfriendly to people trying to weasel out of it in Visalia.

Oh. I think it works in San Francisco because there are way too many weirdos for them to investigate.