say something about ... yourself!

[Det Som Engang Var]

If i drink a whole bottle of black berry brandy and do not show a sign of AMS, will i make the team?

No, you have to do what I did.

Over 10 shots of vodka.
Jagermeister.
Lanny's crazy Irish Bastard mix.
Some beer.
Rum.
Tequila.

And much much more. Then you have to do it at Meat Camp without throwing up, and sleeping soundly on Cara's extremely comfortable couch. No no, call couch! Oh, but then that was Steve's idea. He won't be there...

 

[Captain Beard]

Have you ever considering cutting back a bit? You'd save cash and probably feel better immunity-wise.

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

I think I've drank once since I got my job in August,

 

[Captain Beard]

That's a start. Cut back on the mind benders then.

 

[Calamitas1786]

Dude's liver is gonna give out by 30.

 

[Will Bozarth]

Dude's liver is gonna give out by the 30th.

fixed

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

Good. Nonexistence honestly doesn't sound bad by 30.

 

[Undefined]

Will, you fucker.

 

[neal]

dont listen to these substance fearing pansies, you'll be fine.

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

dont listen to these substance fearing pansies, you'll be fine.

Oh I know, Neal. They're fucking pussies. "I better take that back on Captain's account". I'll be however you are at your age, maybe a little worse. I'm in the best physical shape of my life right now, so I'm not very concerned.

 

[Undefined]

As for the comments above, I will just say I hope that's not the case and it's common knowledge that anything done in excess is bad for you. Moderation is the key, but there's even some shit you shouldn't touch at all.

 

[Undefined]

I'll be however you are at you're age.

Single and sleeping with a green Dino?

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

I'm sure Neal gets pussy. Although I'm sure I'll still be single.

 

[neal]

its not a dinosaur its GODZILLA you fool!

 

[Undefined]

Neal: Nailer of Godzilla!

 

[Macharius]

John, what was your decision on protein powder? Are you working out? I mean of course your in the best physical shape of your life, you're what, 20 and lean?

Edit: i'll admit it, i'm stoned.

 

[Will Bozarth]

...........i always thought it was a gigantic bush of pot

 

[Will Bozarth]

Will, what was your decision on protein powder? Are you working out?

protein powder? I never made a decision, because I never thought of it.

I do some situps and pushups every day. I try to jog around a bit, as well.

 

[Undefined]

He is referring to John. But got confused I guess.

Det Some = John
Will Bozarth = ZOMG WILL

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

John, what was your decision on protein powder? Are you working out? I mean of course your in the best physical shape of your life, you're what, 20 and lean?

Edit: i'll admit it, i'm stoned.

I've been taking the powder. One of the supervisors complimented my Biceps today, but I still have a long way to go.

And I'm 18. I can't tell you how many jaw drops that's gotten me at work.