say something about ... yourself!

[Det Som Engang Var]

I fucking woke up at 11 AM today! I can't remember the last time I did that. It almost made me go into a panic attack.

 

[Will Bozarth]

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

 

[Chromatose]

 

[Shpongled]

Snowed good, boss says I can work from home today! Score!

 

[UberPancake]

Snowed good, boss says I can work from home today! Score!

smoke up!

 

[Nocturna89]

 

[Macharius]

Wow Joe, i would have lost my mind and i would have stomped her face in. Fuck.

 

[Jace_Mereel]

Apparently there's a sex scene in Roby Roy. And a good while of him just walking around with strategically placed objects. Lol.

 

[Shpongled]

smoke up!

and loud music, and beer, and no pants! FUCK. YES.

The best part is there's nothing I can't do for work. Anything I need to get done today can be done from home, no problems.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

got my hair cut. pics later.

 

[ossa]

something about myself.... hmmm... i have dead animals on my desk. But they're fossils, so it's ok.

 

[Ross]

i have an online poker addiction

 

[Shpongled]

Email from the head honcho at work today:

Old man winter dropped a big surprise on Seattle and the Puget Sound today. Despite forecasters’ predictions for a mid-day end to the snowfall, it is still coming down in many areas of the metro – and temperatures are now falling to make a beautiful but snowy and icy problem for commuters tonight and most likely tomorrow morning.

To those intrepid folks who made it in today – thank you. I know how difficult it was and I’m glad that you made it in safely. To help ensure that you get home equally safely, the offices will close today at 3:00 PM. That way you won’t have to be driving or commuting after dark when black ice makes it particularly treacherous.

As for tomorrow, there is a good probability that Seattle area surface streets will still have snowy icy conditions making travel dangerous. If that’s the case where you live, and you have the ability to work from home, I encourage you to do so. (yay that's me!) Please give your manager ample notice so that your position can be covered if need be. For on-air personnel, we have procured some rooms across the street at Springhill Suites. Please check with Dave if you need emergency accommodations.

Epic.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

The ice is long gone here, but whoa. FOG. It was quite foggy this morning, and it was supposed to have cleared out by noon. But, all it did was get thicker as the afternoon went on. It's pretty cool.

 

[Shpongled]

Fog is awesome. It's eerily romantic.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

HEEER GHOOOOST IIIN THEE FOOOG[/gay]

 

[Macharius]

Just came back from Rite Aid. I lost my appetite, the cashier's name was Luisa, she was a hefty lefty with a neck beard.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

OLIVIA MUNN

 

[Altitudes]

I went to GWAR last night. I had a great time except there was this drunk fat whore who 'knew the band' and before they came on she was annoying but out of kindness I didn't throw her off the gate... big mistake. After the second song the pushing was intense, as usual, but I was holding my spot. She couldn't, so she fucking grabs my hair and I turned to her and told her to fuck off... then she grabs it again, but this time she's pulling it as hard are she can. I let go of the gate with one hand (which caused me to lose a lot of space on the gate I had for me and my girlfriend, and hit her elbow up, not to break it or anything just to cause pain so she'd let go. I got my way back onto the gate, albeit in a smaller space but it was still good, fatty was holding on next to me with one hand and had no space. Anyways all of the sudden I feel a fucking great like shock, not electric but the kind you get when you hit your head and almost pass out. Then I felt it again and I realized she's fucking elbowing me in the head her hardest, and I turned around and she punches me in the face so I throw a couple light jabs upside her head as a fuck off warning you know. And then she's also punching kids in the face and elbowing people. There was 5 of us trying to get security's attention but they'd just come over and not know what the fuck was going on and leave or a crowdsrufer would distract them. I think after I hit her she stopped for a bit but being a drunk fucking whore she decides to start again. She punches me in the side of the head, and elbows me in the face. I decided to try and leave because if I don't I'm going to end up knocking her the fuck out. But well, everyone is rushing the front and it's literally impossible to move. I turn to her and told her if she she hits me again I'm going to knock her teeth down her throat. Then she elbows my girlfriend in the head. Security wasn't helping, she already assaulted me and now my girlfriend, and I couldn't move. So I defended myself. I fucking grabbed the back of her head and fed her like ten punches to the forehead/temple. I didn't want to break her nose or anything incase cops were called or whatever. I just did it to show her I'm fucking serious and she needs to stop. The fat bitch was stunned and in tears and then this skinny fuck from security does decide to do his job only he thinks I am the asshole so he grabs me and I grab his throat and he's yelling 'You never hit a girl' Then we let each other go and he disappeared. I've never hit a girl before. But it was self-defense. Big fat cunt is gonna feel that tomorrow.

tl;dr: I beat up a fat chick with a GWAR tattoo.

Fuck yeah! You were definitely in the right. I seriously can't tolerate drunk whores, so you were probably more tolerant than I would have been