say something about ... yourself!

[Captain Beard]

I talked to someone today who was prepaying for her own funeral flowers and harpist. So fucking weird.

I want a funeral HARPY. It flies around and attacks everyone as they try to eat the food so they get the hell out, because I specifically said NO FUCKING FUNERALS.

 

[derek]

That's exactly how I imagined your funeral.

 

[Lord Foul]

I've instructed my friends that my corpse is to be consumed so that I may pass on my strength and wisdom to them. I leave the cooking options up to them.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

I've heard that deep frying aids in that regard. The grease lubricates the strength and wisdom, if you will.

 

[Lord Foul]

Knowing my friends, I feel confident that there will be plenty of lubricating going on with my corpse.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Necro anal rape?

 

[derek]

Sounds like a party!

 

[Lord Foul]

Sounds like a band name

 

[Jace_Mereel]

 

[Jace_Mereel]

The latest episode of Clone Wars had zombie Geonosians. It was awesome.

 

[Morganna]

I want a funeral HARPY. It flies around and attacks everyone as they try to eat the food so they get the hell out, because I specifically said NO FUCKING FUNERALS.

I've told everyone around me, burn me up, flush me down the toilet , NO Funerals. Also, I will come back as a zombie and kill them all if any kind of religious bastard is called in. Heh, now I want a funeral Harpy to hang around in case they mess up my instructions.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

Finally get to register for my classes tomorrow. FINALLY. I should go to bed as I intend to get to the school as soon as it opens in the morning.

 

[neal]

you cant register online or something?

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

New students can't, nope. I have my online account but I won't be able to register online til next semester.

 

[derek]

Online registration is the only way to go, I must say.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

Early registration for returning students has been going on since November 2nd. This is the first day of new student registration, so I'm gonna get there as soon as the office opens. Hopefully there are some decent classes left. This school makes the whole process rather retarded for new students.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

Oh! And then I'm going shopping for tight jeans, hooray!

 

[derek]

The tighter the better!

Good luck!

 

[Malergion]

I have to concur with the Scotsman.

 

[derek]

Rarely wrong is a Scotsman.