say something about ... yourself!

[Lunar Still]

Oh shit! At first glance I thought you were holding a head or something My brain doesn't compute "haircut".

It has nothing to do with your brain, and everything to do with the fact that no one would be that surprised to see David holding someone's head.

 

[Captain Beard]

It has nothing to do with your brain, and everything to do with the fact that no one would be that surprised to see David holding someone's head.

It was promptly eaten.

 

[Reverand Joint Smoker]

You need more effective sideburns.

 

[Captain Beard]

What does that mean?

 

[Malergion]

I AM THE SON OF A GREAT HORSE.

 

[Reverand Joint Smoker]

What does that mean?

Big ol' mutton chops... ala Lemmy.

 

[Captain Beard]

We'll see. I need to lose the lip sore and the damned rash from scratching my face too much first.

 

[Jace_Mereel]

Beeeeyaaaah.

 

[Captain Beard]

What's that now?

 

[Malergion]

Ich bin ein syphiliskanker.

 

[Reverand Joint Smoker]

Kiwi's are good for such. And vitamin E.

 

[Captain Beard]

Or not scratching my face so roughly. They're self induced, both... (no, I'm not a masochist, I just hate itches on my lips and cheeks.)

 

[Malergion]

We'll see. I need to lose the lip sore and the damned rash from scratching my face too much first.

You should lose the hair--

 

[Captain Beard]

So should you, you dirty hippy.

 

[Malergion]

I believe in hirsute gonadal regions.

 

[Jace_Mereel]

What's that now?

Couldn't tell you. Just tired. I'm heading to bed. Beeyaaah.

 

[Captain Beard]

Have good trip.

 

[Anvil]

I've been administrating this gigantic wireless hotspot network for an RV show... So far we've had 10,000+ come through this venue, and holy shit I've been damn well swamped with technical difficulties.

I don't understand how people can do this as a job. Even sitting behind a desk answering phones regarding network difficulties is a pain in the ass.

At least with hot spots I can use a good excuse.

INTERFERENCE IS THE PROBLEM. LEAVE ME ALONE.

 

[Captain Beard]

What exactly IS the problem?

 

[Chromatose]

lard