say something about ... yourself!

[Nikki]

bad stomach ache, going to take tums now

 

[Jace_Mereel]

It's 7am and I'm leaving for my court date in a few minutes.

If I have to end up paying the ticket (and court costs) I might probably won't have enough to go to WizardWorld convention with Cristof... unless I sell mah bodeh.

 

[JBroll]

(Hint.

Hint.

...

Okay, that wasn't even subtle. Now you're just asking for it.)

Jeff

 

[Karmic]

wait, what had Emily done again?

 

[derek]

Killed a guy while driving drunk across states in a comedy bikini.

 

[Swabs]

Killed a guy while driving drunk across states in a comedy bikini.

That's an offence punishable by AWESOME.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

I feel like crap. Fortunately I shouldn't have to deal with much stupidity at work today, as the Memorial Day sale is over and people are back at work.

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

I need new jams.

 

[Jace_Mereel]

Killed a guy while driving drunk across states in a comedy bikini.

Yes.
















No. Traffic violation, driving the wrong way on a one way street. Pleaded guilty with an explanation and got probation without judgment, taking away the one point and reducing a $90 fine to $28. :Smug:

 

[Lordlucid]

I got up at 8 to take Ramses to the vet, he has asthma. He got a shot and some pills and should be just fine.

I came back home to find Jaxx had come home too and was laying on the back patio. I went out there to see if she was okay and bring her food, she looked up at me and tried to get up but she was too weak. I reached down to pet her and she just closed her eyes and died.

I sorries.

 

[Phoenix5]

No. Traffic violation, driving the wrong way on a one way street. Pleaded guilty with an explanation and got probation without judgment, taking away the one point and reducing a $90 fine to $28. :Smug:

meh that's not so bad.

 

[Lordlucid]

why were you driving down a one way street the wrong way???

 

[Jace_Mereel]

Cuz I'm a rebel!
I was going to a friend's house in an unfamiliar area at night and didn't see the sign.

 

[Lordlucid]

Headlights much?

 

[derek]

The real story is banal. I prefer mine.

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

One time I came to class high as hell, back when I could get high as hell, and when the little Philipino teacher said banal I kept laughing until I got kicked out.

 

[derek]

I've heard it pronounced like b-anal and that made me giggle also.

 

[DreamNeonBlack]

You should have done something along the lines of this:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=tE2gEJwrVgc

Save this video for when they find the bodies in that guys basement.

 

[Morganna]

Yes.
















No. Traffic violation, driving the wrong way on a one way street. Pleaded guilty with an explanation and got probation without judgment, taking away the one point and reducing a $90 fine to $28. :Smug:

My friend Ham-Bone had to pay 500 smackers for almost mowing down a state trooper. I was in the car when it happened too. I think he shit himself. lol

 

[Swabs]

You have a friend called Ham-Bone?