say something about ... yourself!

[Will Bozarth]

just recorded half of my REAL acoustic cd. finally.

 

[Shpongled]

Pictures.

Sampler. More later.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

whoa

 

[Lord Foul]

I peed orange this morning. Smelled funny too. Yay for fucked up cocktails of painkillers and antibiotics.

 

[Will Bozarth]

wtf

 

[derek]

It happens. I was pee'd a sorta purple colour.

Blood leaking into the pee stream. Nasty stuff.

 

[DarkNoise]

how does that happen? too much jerking it?

 

[Will Bozarth]

faaaantastic

 

[derek]

Nope, I'm an infrequent jerker as it happens. It came from an injury playing sports.

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

There was this stupid filthy whore who looked like "The Real Mami", but not as bad. It was on 8 handlebars, that's ridiculous. 3 would knock me out. It was stupid and said stupid things.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Moving tomorrow! Hurray Philly and hurray not RI. But then I'm flying right back on Sunday because I have surgery on my cyst the following day

 

[derek]

You still haven't pictified this cyst.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Yeah, you don't want to see it.

 

[Lunar Still]

Currently watching Lawrence of Arabia. Goddamn, this is a fucking epic movie. And it reaaally makes me want to go back to Jordan.

NO PRISONERS!!!!!!!!!

 

[Lunar Still]

"The Real Mami"

What the hell was the address of her profile? I was trying to describe the horror of "The SeXy MaMi" to someone I know, but I couldn't find the words to do it justice.

 

[derek]

Yeah, you don't want to see it.

Oh yes I do.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Maybe I'll post some post-op bum pics.

 

[derek]

Deelightful.

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

What the hell was the address of her profile? I was trying to describe the horror of "The SeXy MaMi" to someone I know, but I couldn't find the words to do it justice.

I can't remember.

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

Well I was shoppin' for a new car, which ones me?
A cool convertible or an SUV.
Too bad I didn't know my credit was wack.
Now I'm drivin' off the lot in a used, self compact.
F-R-E-E that spells free.
Credit Report dot com, baby.
Saw their add on my T.V.
Thought about callin' but was too lazy.
Now instead of lookin' fly and rollin' phat.
My legs are stickin' to the vinyl and my posse's gettin' laughed at.
F-R-E-E that spells free.
Credit Report dot com, baby.