Dead Winter
STAHP
Ha!
We've done similar shit, like sticking hotdogs in our pants and putting it in an unsuspecting, passed out person. Not to mention the countless dicks and "my pals"s written on each other in permanent marker.
We used to put our balls on people's faces while they were asleep/drunk and take pictures of it. Then we'd email the pics to their email account at work so when they get back to the squadron the following Monday, they open their email with a big picture of themselves being teabagged in front of all their troops.