Sex: Eyes Open or Closed

[Valerie]

Generally open with some eye contact, but sometimes closed.

 

[Vegard Pompey]

Where's the "virgin" option?

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Where's the "virgin" option?

I was going to say something like this.

 

[Satanstoenail]

Oh hey look it's BlackMetalWeirdGuy talking about sex again.

 

[Evil?]

Open, wtf?

This is almost as no-brainery as wiping sitting down you fucking terrorists.

This.

 

[Cythraul]

Oh hey look it's BlackMetalWeirdGuy talking about sex again.

^ this

 

[King Richard]

If you don't make eye contact or do it with your eyes open you are a pussy.

Although I will say that I've never nailed a broad who could keep her eyes open, all I could see was her O face.

 

[optionthree]

I try to keep constant eye contact with my reflection in the mirror.

American Psycho style, nice!

 

[False Joe]

If there is no eye contact is it cheating?
If you butt fuck a guy while he lays on his stomach, it's not gay because there's no eye contact, right?

The internet has you covered brah.

It's only gay if the balls are touching.

 

[Zephyrus]

Oh hey look it's BlackMetalWeirdGuy talking about sex again.

It does raise a point about how, especially in American culture, most people aren't open about discussing such things, when the truth is that the more people talk about it, the better the experience during the fact for all involved. It's the same shyness that prevents sexual partners from improving their own experience.

Then again, a Metal forum is not the best place to discuss these things, since it draws the resentment of so many frustrated virgins who'd rather ignore the topic (though they're all secretly enthusiastic) than learn anything from it.


Americans are weird. Sex has a major visual aspect, especially for the man in terms of the woman. If your eyes are closed, then either your girlfriend is ugly or you're illogically ashamed to be engaging in such an act.

Also, having eyes in your skull lets you better do things to the other person besides move back and forth like a drone. When you have two hands free, use them!

And no, I don't claim to be an expert. Fuck off and get laid.

 

[Onder]

It does raise a point about how, especially in American culture, most people aren't open about discussing such things, when the truth is that the more people talk about it, the better the experience during the fact for all involved. It's the same shyness that prevents sexual partners from improving their own experience.

Then again, a Metal forum is not the best place to discuss these things, since it draws the resentment of so many frustrated virgins who'd rather ignore the topic (though they're all secretly enthusiastic) than learn anything from it.


Americans are weird. Sex has a major visual aspect, especially for the man in terms of the woman. If your eyes are closed, then either your girlfriend is ugly or you're illogically ashamed to be engaging in such an act.

Also, having eyes in your skull lets you better do things to the other person besides move back and forth like a drone. When you have two hands free, use them!

And no, I don't claim to be an expert. Fuck off and get laid.

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

Wait!! You wipe while sitting down??

You're a god-fucking-damned terrorist!

 

[rms]

It does raise a point about how, especially in American culture, most people aren't open about discussing such things, when the truth is that the more people talk about it, the better the experience during the fact for all involved. It's the same shyness that prevents sexual partners from improving their own experience.

Then again, a Metal forum is not the best place to discuss these things, since it draws the resentment of so many frustrated virgins who'd rather ignore the topic (though they're all secretly enthusiastic) than learn anything from it.


Americans are weird. Sex has a major visual aspect, especially for the man in terms of the woman. If your eyes are closed, then either your girlfriend is ugly or you're illogically ashamed to be engaging in such an act.

Also, having eyes in your skull lets you better do things to the other person besides move back and forth like a drone. When you have two hands free, use them!

And no, I don't claim to be an expert. Fuck off and get laid.

you talk down to virgins like your something high and mighty and all you did was pick up a fatty


def drunk btw honey sweiss is good with shofferheivenstein heil hitler

 

[cookiecutter]

This is a good thread to subtly brag that you've had sex

 

[False Joe]

Subtly?

I'VE GOT MOTHERFUCKING LAID BITCHES.
I'M 18, AND I'VE PORKED A GIRL. AND SHE WAS HOT. AND I'M A FAT CUNT.
TOP IT.
TOP. IT.

 

[Dak]

I'VE PORKED A GIRL.

 

[Onder]

God, Zeph's post made this thread potential grow 500%, what a fucking post.

 

[Ben_t]

Her eyes are usually open...until she falls asleep.

 

[Srontgorrth]

Her eyes are usually open...until she falls asleep.

Anyways, open and eye contact definitely.

 

[Zephyrus]

Subtly?

I'VE GOT MOTHERFUCKING LAID BITCHES.
I'M 18, AND I'VE PORKED A GIRL. AND SHE WAS HOT. AND I'M A FAT CUNT.
TOP IT.
TOP. IT.

Pork, the one you love.