Sex: Eyes Open or Closed

[Belligerent]

Open, but I wear sunglasses so the girls can't tell. At first they think it's weird, but after I start drilling them they don't mind. Then we put on Lady Gaga's "Poker Face" and when the chorus comes, I pull out and stick my dick in her mouth and cum while singing "Can't read my, can't read my, no she can't breathe while I'm poking her face... poking her face..."

Then I take my sunglasses off Horatio-style and say "Fatality."

Pat FTW

 

[False Joe]

Are you suggesting that we virgins are wrong to be ignoring the topic of sex, and should instead be eagerly asking advice from the "experts" while jotting down notes in our notepads in preparation for the big day? Don't be so full of yourself.

PM me for advice brah.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Thanks man. I was too embarrassed to ask publicly all those questions I've had buried deep down with all my pent-up frustration.

 

[False Joe]

Thanks man. I was too embarrassed to ask publicly all those questions I've had buried deep down with all my pent-up frustration.

It's okay man.

I was you once upon a time. And then I got laid once and now I'm blatently lord of all shagging.

 

[SweptbackFlame]

Holy hell this thread is better than sex

 

[cookiecutter]

I wouldn't know, I've had my eyes closed the whole time

 

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]

Subtly?

I'VE GOT MOTHERFUCKING LAID BITCHES.
I'M 18, AND I'VE PORKED A GIRL. AND SHE WAS HOT. AND I'M A FAT CUNT.
TOP IT.
TOP. IT.

I've had sex with 2 different girls in the same day and I'm ugly as fuck. Top THAT.

 

[False Joe]

I've had sex with 2 different girls in the same day and I'm ugly as fuck. Top THAT.

pfft.
fat tops ugly. you can look away from ugly. they can feel the fat. It's like shame rubbing all against them. Or so I imagine.

 

[Dazed and Brutal]

I've had sex with 2 different girls in the same day and I'm ugly as fuck. Top THAT.

I had sex with two different girls at the same time and then fucked my girlfriend. Thank god she doesn't post on this dreaded site

WITH A TINY DICK TOPPPPP THWATTT!

 

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]

She didn't smell all the cunt on you?

 

[Dazed and Brutal]

Cheep cologne

 

[Matt]

I've never fucked multiple girls in one day, I doubt I have the stamina, sadly

 

[Dazed and Brutal]

So that means you haven't had sex twice in one day?

If true.... how long have girls stayed with you?

 

[Profanity]

If you have your eyes closed you don't know who you're you're fucking and might as well be shagging another man or something weirder. You have to look at what you're fuckin' Something can have the same texture but not be sexy on different people/objects (e.g tights)

 

[Profanity]

I've never fucked multiple girls in one day, I doubt I have the stamina, sadly

that's not something i'd be boastng about.

 

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]

He probably thought it was OK to divulge that information since others in this thread admitted to being fat, ugly, and having tiny penises.

 

[MasterOLightning]

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Oh hey look it's BlackMetalWeirdGuy talking about sex again.

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Doesn't the guy have random girls to discuss this with via IM? I can't imagine the thought process that leads a guy to validate his sexual practices by surveying people on a heavy metal forum.

 

[Dazed and Brutal]

If you have your eyes closed you don't know who you're you're fucking and might as well be shagging another man or something weirder.

Well considering buttholes don't feel anything like vaginas this isn't a problem. However, bestiality may apply though i can't tell you how an animal's pussy feels.

Virgin alert! =P

 

[False Joe]

Virgin alert! =P

Good call bro.

Welcome to half the forum.

 

[Matt]

So that means you haven't had sex twice in one day?

If true.... how long have girls stayed with you?

No, I meant after fucking one girl (Multiple times) I've never left and fucked another one (multiple times)