Significantly more than 1000 things you've noticed about Dark Tranquillity -

[Magrathean]

How do you know that? They're probably laughing their asses off at all the stupid shit we post here.

 

[6 Stringed Fingers]

Yeah, probably. But still, does anyone care to explain me the foot-licking?

 

[Magrathean]

Have you ever done something just for the sake of doing it? You know, no particular reason?

 

[6 Stringed Fingers]

All the time, I just didn't think that DT would be as jackass as I am. XD
Hidden message:How do you plan to overthrow rahvin?

 

[Magrathean]

766: DT act like jackasses like that sometimes (i think).
Secret answer: I'll distract him with pineapple-holding teddybears and blow his head up with a rocket launcher (or shotgun, depending on my mood). Then i'll cut what's left of him up in little pieces with a chainsaw and feed the remains to Zack.

 

[6 Stringed Fingers]

767: DT forum members are violent beyond imagination.
768: DT members seem much kinder to their fellow humans.

Hidden message:Wouldn't a nuclear bomb do better? No remains that way, well, no city either.

 

[Magrathean]

769: DT's music does not inspire violence.

770: Forum members' violence comes from their horrible twisted minds.

771: Most of them had horrible twisted minds long before they started listening to DT.

Secret answer: No forum either.

 

[6 Stringed Fingers]

772: Character seems to be a perfection of Damage Done.
773: Damage Done inspires violence. (comon, the dagger and the bleeding heart on the cover?)
774: Therefore, Character inspires violence too.

Hidden message:What about biochemical weapons? Some flesh-eating disease, maybe.

 

[Magrathean]

775: Ok, i'll rephrase that: DT's good music does not inspire violence.

Secret answer: Considering those things don't damage vampires (i.e. me), undead (i.e. Rincewind) or demons (i.e. you), using them sounds like a good idea. Except for one minor detail: if you kill everyone else, who is left to be ruled by you?

 

[6 Stringed Fingers]

776: All DT music is good music. ( Character remains my fav album, only to be followed by The Mind's I)

777: DT doesn't seem to do neo-classical. And this should be their lucky fact.

Hidden message:Anti-rahvin technology?

 

[Magrathean]

778: They don't do hip hop either.

Secret question-thing: As in....?

 

[6 Stringed Fingers]

779: And apocalypse should happen before they turn into negga gangstas.

Top secret:A heatseeker that only tracks rahvin's body temperature distribution.

 

[Magrathean]

780: It probably will.

Do you realize anyone can actually read all of this? Do you know his body temperature distribution? And are you positive that it is unique worldwide?

 

[6 Stringed Fingers]

781: DT forum members are smarter than you think they are
782: because they listen to DT

yeah, but it cuts off a hell lot of dumbass from knowing our plan: hmmm... no, what about a paid sniper?

 

[Magrathean]

783: And because they can actually read text that's in very light colors.

Come on, let's cut the crap. I'd much rather kill him myself than hire someone to do it.

 

[6 Stringed Fingers]

784: Or select the words with their mouse to make it easier to read.
785: DT members can do it too.

okok, train yourself to be a sniper, and then kill him.

 

[Magrathean]

786: DT members don't care if i kill Rahvin.

787: Except for Niklas, who actually chose him as the mod, or so the story goes.

788: Maybe i should just try to earn Niklas's favor instead of becoming a slaughterer.

789: Slaughtering people is more fun, though.

790: And you just gave away our plan. (Light colors, dammit!)

 

[6 Stringed Fingers]

790: Under the influence of UC, Niklas might just kill rahvin.
791: But he might kill UC too, under the influence of rahvin.
792: Niklas might just kill both UC and rahvin.

 

[Magrathean]

792: Niklas might just kill both UC and rahvin.

Under whose influence?

 

[6 Stringed Fingers]

mine, of course.