Significantly more than 1000 things you've noticed about Dark Tranquillity -

[Magrathean]

793: DT forum members are all plotted against each other.

794: If you think one forum member's plan is particularly evil, wait till you hear about the next forum member's plan.

795: Do DT members have their own plans for us?

 

[6 Stringed Fingers]

796: Dt members will talk to each of the forum members in a non distant future.
797: and kill the forum members under the forum members' mutual influences.

 

[Magrathean]

I wonder under whose influence i'll die...
Ah, nothing, i already know.
*coughRINCEWINDcough*

 

[6 Stringed Fingers]

798: DT members will kill UC under the collective influence of the forum members.

 

[Rincewind]

*cough DON'T PROVOKE ME cough*

 

[Magrathean]

798: DT members will kill UC under the collective influence of the forum members.

I feel important..

 

[Rincewind]

799: After that,they'll have a big party on my cost

 

[6 Stringed Fingers]

800: DT forum members are generous when it comes to beers.
801: so are DT members.

 

[Magrathean]

*feels left out*

 

[Siren]

802. That weird thing on the Damage Done cover is actually Mikael.
803. And there's a picture that proves it.

 

[6 Stringed Fingers]

what weird thing?

 

[Siren]

Probably what you thought was a dagger and bleeding heart.

 

[6 Stringed Fingers]

I just don't see it, do you have that photo that proves it?

 

[Siren]

Yes, but i'm not digging that up. I'm going to bed. Noches.

 

[6 Stringed Fingers]

Awwwww. >_<

 

[6 Stringed Fingers]

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!

I see it now. But what's that thing sticking out to the right?

 

[Magrathean]

 

[6 Stringed Fingers]

Ah thanks UC, you just saved me from that pose of agony.

804: It looks like as if Mikael got his head busted open on Damage Done.
805: Mikael is either an undead or a demon like me since he didn't die due to his head trauma.

 

[Magrathean]

806: Mikael is obviously a demon (or daemon).

807. Niklas is the undead one, like Rincewind.

808. No DT member is a vampire, even though it has (falsely) been argued otherwise.

 

[Zack]

775: Ok, i'll rephrase that: DT's good music does not inspire violence.

Secret answer: Considering those things don't damage vampires (i.e. me), undead (i.e. Rincewind) or demons (i.e. you), using them sounds like a good idea. Except for one minor detail: if you kill everyone else, who is left to be ruled by you?

Guys wait! Wait! *Dies painful death*

809- Dark Tranquillity's album covers are actually important, unlike other bands