Significantly more than 1000 things you've noticed about Dark Tranquillity -

I hope so to, but I do think we should leave the last five or something for DT to wright.... MartinB seams to have an I on us at least...


That was a lovely story
 
UndoControl said:
I can think of a lot of stupid DT-related stuff to say.

Henriksson might get your head for that. Also, there is a difference between stupid DT-related stuff and stupid stuff that features the word "DT" in its definition.

;)
 
La Rocque said:
or I could be a forum Nazi like QRV and marduk1507 on the 'Game: ultimate non-metal band' thread and cancel posts

I don't know what the hurry is all about?
It reminds me of the old joke:
Two bulls are on the top of a hill looking down at a herd of cattle in the valley below.
The younger bulls says to the older bull, "Lets run down there and fuck a couple of cows"
To which the older bulls replies, " Lets walk down there and fuck em all.

Yeah, you could, it would make this thread a lot more meaningful.

And the joke is really good!
 
La Rocque said:
@all: maybe I'll edit it up to 1500 or 2500 things?

or I could be a forum Nazi like QRV and marduk1507 on the 'Game: ultimate non-metal band' thread and cancel posts

I don't know what the hurry is all about?
It reminds me of the old joke:
Two bulls are on the top of a hill looking down at a herd of cattle in the valley below.
The younger bulls says to the older bull, "Lets run down there and fuck a couple of cows"
To which the older bulls replies, " Lets walk down there and fuck em all.

actually I hope forum members will continue to notice things about DT after 1000 is reached and continue to post them?
'xactly.

Could have made 1000 things last much longer if people didn't just spew 10 completely pointless ones like

this is the 289th fact
now it's the 291th
now it's the 292th
now it's the 293th
now it's the 294th
now it's the 295th
now it's the 296th

etc.

953: Humans once believed the earth was flat. They also once believed the universe orbited our plannet. Then they stupidly believed we were part of a solar system, orbitting a central star called the sun. It's now commonly understood that not just our solar system, but the entire universe expands and contracts in occurence to it's orbit of Martin Henrikson's mojo.
 
954 : Dehydration doesn't seem to be that much of an issue for DT members since they all drink beer instead of water during their live performances. Also, I believe they must have huge and well-trained bladders.
 
Ok, ok. Chill.

955: Mikael Stanne could use his mighty hair to clean the stadium/auditorium/whatever after a concert, and it would still be as red and as powerful.

956: Listening to DT's music makes you invincible.

957: When Anders plays the intro to The new build, earthquakes hit Indonesia and volcanoes explode in Hawaii. Luckily, when this happens people usually are listening to DT and thus are absolutely immune to such disasters.
 
King Chaos said:
953: Humans once believed the earth was flat. They also once believed the universe orbited our plannet. Then they stupidly believed we were part of a solar system, orbitting a central star called the sun. It's now commonly understood that not just our solar system, but the entire universe expands and contracts in occurence to it's orbit of Martin Henrikson's mojo.

Haha LOL the mojo WTF? Hahaha :lol: .

UndoControl Ok, ok. Chill.

955: Mikael Stanne could use his mighty hair to clean the stadium/auditorium/whatever after a concert, and it would still be as red and as powerful.

956: Listening to DT's music makes you invincible.

957: When Anders plays the intro to The new build, earthquakes hit Indonesia and volcanoes explode in Hawaii. Luckily, when this happens people usually are listening to DT and thus are absolutely immune to such disasters.

Of course... :p , if they didn't Hawaii, Indonesia and probably Japan would not exist because of Anders's overwhelming power :) :headbang: .
 
958: Dark Tranquillity don't hit wrong notes. If you think they do, you are wrong. They were just playing one for a different song but, you were too fucking stupid to know they changed songs for a fraction of a second.
 
Probably just wanted to ruin everyones shit when they listened to the bootlegs. Sometimes he likes to throw those in there just to make sure you know he's in charge.
 
Ah, even better. More accesible, more peoples shit ruined
 
959. After Fredrik Johansson left DT and Martin switched to guitar, DTs sound changed completely. I often find myself feeling regret that it happened. DT kicked way more ass with Fred on guitar and Martin on bass.
 
marduk1507 said:
959. After Fredrik Johansson left DT and Martin switched to guitar, DTs sound changed completely. I often find myself feeling regret that it happened. DT kicked way more ass with Fred on guitar and Martin on bass.

Think so? I think they'e better then ever...But Johansson played on projector, right? And I will always have the largest place for that album in my heart, even though I think there is maybe something wrong on the second high note on to a bitter halt. You ' heard that? The first one is beautiful, but the other one sounds a litle strange. like if it's not supposed to be there and the one who played it changed his mind halfway through the note..... No Marduk!!! I do not agree! I like Henriksson and I think Nicklasson is the funniset bassplayer ever!! hahahahaha :lol:

What happens in monochromatic stains... I have not heard it??