Slutty Metal Chicks.....
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Jace_Mereel
Freakame, Freakayou!
Dead_Lioness
Godless
As for slutty metal chicks... Yeah, they are what they are.
They are hot, and can be found around every back stage of Wacken/ NAMM/ every metal show/ big metal event/ tour bus/hotel rooms and they almost always come in one flavor: "fuck me musicians".
Some are extremely hot and can always be seen with bands like Gorgoroth or some Swedish famouse bands, always wearing petit outfits on their boobs and asses, and did I mention hot?
They are really hot. a true eye candy.
But with most of them... take the initial 'hotness' and you are left with nothing... zero. Maybe a bit of simple sense of humor they learned to develop in the many social situations they've
found themselves into, and maybe *just maybe* some shallow intelligence, enough to carry a conversation on the way to your hotel room, if you are, of course, a musician and is about to get lucky tonight.
Like I said, nothing is wrong with that, if you are into that kind of girl for the night or as a 'fuck buddy' for the annual metal events. They usually will hang out with you (and when I say 'hang' I mean fuck) for the promise of the ultimate backstage pass for those annual events, oh my- what a treat!
Those girls are usually very happy with what they do, and usually are very open about it. Some are fun to hang out with on metal shows or when I see them in back stages etc...
They are sure an eye candy for me too!
but most of the time- they are dumb as a rock.
They are hot, and can be found around every back stage of Wacken/ NAMM/ every metal show/ big metal event/ tour bus/hotel rooms and they almost always come in one flavor: "fuck me musicians".
Some are extremely hot and can always be seen with bands like Gorgoroth or some Swedish famouse bands, always wearing petit outfits on their boobs and asses, and did I mention hot?
They are really hot. a true eye candy.
But with most of them... take the initial 'hotness' and you are left with nothing... zero. Maybe a bit of simple sense of humor they learned to develop in the many social situations they've
found themselves into, and maybe *just maybe* some shallow intelligence, enough to carry a conversation on the way to your hotel room, if you are, of course, a musician and is about to get lucky tonight.
Like I said, nothing is wrong with that, if you are into that kind of girl for the night or as a 'fuck buddy' for the annual metal events. They usually will hang out with you (and when I say 'hang' I mean fuck) for the promise of the ultimate backstage pass for those annual events, oh my- what a treat!
Those girls are usually very happy with what they do, and usually are very open about it. Some are fun to hang out with on metal shows or when I see them in back stages etc...
They are sure an eye candy for me too!
but most of the time- they are dumb as a rock.
Super Mahrio
Deeply Horrible Person
*claps*As for slutty metal chicks... Yeah, they are what they are.
They are hot, and can be found around every back stage of Wacken/ NAMM/ every metal show/ big metal event/ tour bus/hotel rooms and they almost always come in one flavor: "fuck me musicians".
Some are extremely hot and can always be seen with bands like Gorgoroth or some Swedish famouse bands, always wearing petit outfits on their boobs and asses, and did I mention hot?
They are really hot. a true eye candy.
But with most of them... take the initial 'hotness' and you are left with nothing... zero. Maybe a bit of simple sense of humor they learned to develop in the many social situations they've
found themselves into, and maybe *just maybe* some shallow intelligence, enough to carry a conversation on the way to your hotel room, if you are, of course, a musician and is about to get lucky tonight.
Like I said, nothing is wrong with that, if you are into that kind of girl for the night or as a 'fuck buddy' for the annual metal events. They usually will hang out with you (and when I say 'hang' I mean fuck) for the promise of the ultimate backstage pass for those annual events, oh my- what a treat!
Those girls are usually very happy with what they do, and usually are very open about it. Some are fun to hang out with on metal shows or when I see them in back stages etc...
They are sure an eye candy for me too!
yes...very nice to look at but no substance and is it me or do they annoy more musicians than please? the roadies seem to enjoy them though
Lord Foul
I don't spank men
Lunar Still
Doodle drawrer
WhiteBeastofWotan
Apostitutes!
when i went to the Ragnarok festival in germany ALL of the women there were hot slutty looking metal chicks. And the ratio of chick to dude was like 1:3, which is pretty good for a metal show. it was like heaven.
edit: fuck virgins, if islam promised 72 hot slutty metal chicks I'd be strappin a bomb to my chest as we speak
edit: fuck virgins, if islam promised 72 hot slutty metal chicks I'd be strappin a bomb to my chest as we speak
EVERLOSTINDEADETERNITY
I hate wiener dogs. Dreadful creatures.
I have eight piercings and 13 tattoos and chicks with either are disgusting. I like my women the way god made them. Clean. If god did in fact make them. Not saying I wouldnt do them but I would never date one.
wickedsensation
Rapeologist
Hahaha, so what yer saying is that you'd take a shit right after sex?
Totally rad.
Altitudes
Stay Frosty
I sense sexual frustration in this thread 
All I will say is this, while she may not be "slutty", my vote goes towards the hawt and classy Karen (in goth attire 'n all). Some one post pics of her dammit!
All I will say is this, while she may not be "slutty", my vote goes towards the hawt and classy Karen (in goth attire 'n all). Some one post pics of her dammit!
EVERLOSTINDEADETERNITY
I hate wiener dogs. Dreadful creatures.
Fuck Mistress Juliya , she is about as metal as a tick on a blood hounds nut in the middle of an ice storm in arkansas.
Det Som Engang Var
Viking Bastard
I sense sexual frustration in this thread
All I will say is this, while she may not be "slutty", my vote goes towards the hawt and classy Karen (in goth attire 'n all). Some one post pics of her dammit!
Seriously. I've been a Karen fan from the moment I saw her avatar.
Altitudes
Stay Frosty
ShadowsWithin
Member
OH MY GOD
you really need to stop underage drinking and yes Karen is a classy lady
Shpongled
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Yus.. we had a nice lunch I sorta remember amid my two week road barage/drinking/partying/carrying on from Michigan to Florida to New York and back. Got to meet pup shrike , Cara and Derek, some blonde hooker at Jaxx that tried to take me home, Indian Larry (RIP) two crappy metal "festivals" that Testament got hosed on and various other mishaps. But this is about slutty metal chicks dammit..........
Det Som Engang Var
Viking Bastard
Lunar Still
Doodle drawrer
It occurs to me that many of these women may not, in fact, be slutty, but may just look the part.
And, in cases such as that, I would definitely side with Max on this matter.
And, in cases such as that, I would definitely side with Max on this matter.
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