Slutty Metal Chicks.....

Unless you're boob-doin' a chick with no hands, I don't see why they can't just hold them there for you.

They can just hold them there if they've got big ta-tas. The boobs should envelop completely the dude's wang; if not, it's like you're digging in the ground with a pickaxe.
 
No, we like getting head because it fucking feels fantastic, and depending on how good she blows, can even be better than poon. I've known girls who were meh in the sack but could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.

As long as she knows where to put her fucking teeth, it can be better than sex.

Here's a hint ladies: wanna be a goddess the first time you sleep with a guy? Make his head explode from a ball draining blow job. Even if you're less than stellar on your back, if you're amazing on your knees he'll do anything to be with you.
 
I'm pretty sure I've heard storys about:
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P.S.: I would do her in a heartbeat. I just heard shes wacko.
 
No, we like getting head because it fucking feels fantastic, and depending on how good she blows, can even be better than poon. I've known girls who were meh in the sack but could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.

As long as she knows where to put her fucking teeth.
but it's still a pleasurable thing for you that the giver doesn't actually get any stimulation out of
 
Oh he knows, we just like to fuck with each other... we're total closet fags who fight online to vent our frustration over the love that can never be but don't tell anyone.
If I were gonna nail a dude in the ass....it certainly wouldn't be you, ya french ape.




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Not hot (at least not from that angle,) but def slutty
 
Well something about anal sex. I'll be honest I'm pretty drunk roight now so I can't think straight, but I have a friend who knows a guy that knew here personally. She is really crazy when it comes to sex, knives and shit, or something, but I can't really remember. :loco:

The old, "I have a friend whose goldfish's roommate knew her cousin twice removed..."

Cristina Scabbia was with the bassist for years until she started dating the dude from Slipknot. Maybe she is freaky but it's not like there are many people who know first-hand.

Besides, to get Cristina on her back, I'd risk the knives.
 
Then we have the metalhead chicks. They're like your drinking buddies with tits who listen to good music usually. Take the best part of the goths; the beauty and class and mix that with the down-to-earthness and friendliness of the metalhead chicks and you have the semi-goth metalhead, or as we all know her: KAREN. :lol:

They're the perfect mate if you like that sort of aesthetic.

awww!! That's one of the sweetest things I've read Chris :)
Thanks!! :kickass: