Slutty Metal Chicks.....

[Dead Winter]

I'm assuming after dinner mint is dago-slang for brushing her teeth with your schwanz.

Nah, it's my poor attempt at a sexual metaphor for finishing yourself off. It's not something you want to make an entire meal out of, it's just kinda the last course before the big finish. I mean, you COULD make an entire meal out of eating a bunch of dessert, but why do that when you could have many other things instead and save the dessert for last. Sometimes it's better to end a meal with a sweet taste in your mouth.

Or hers for this matter, .

 

[Liverslapper]

Then force her to twist around and lick the cum off her own back!

This man knows what he is talking about!

 

[Captain Beard]

Nah, it's my poor attempt at a sexual metaphor for finishing yourself off. It's not something you want to make an entire meal out of, it's just kinda the last course before the big finish.

And now I envisioned a guy eating a bowl of gummy-tits, and his wife begging him to try the fish.

Alternate mint joke:

 

[Brooks]

This man knows what he is talking about!

It'd be like watching a dog chase it's own tail.... but sexy.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

i've been thinking about getting the stupid angle-bangs and shelling out an obscene amount of money for highlights that way i'll look less boyish when i wear metal band t-shirts.

 

[Liverslapper]

It'd be like watching a dog chase it's own tail.... but sexy.

 

[azal]

or a dog chasing the cum I shot on its back.

 

[Dead Winter]

And now I envisioned a guy eating a bowl of gummy-tits, and his wife begging him to try the fish.

Alternate mint joke:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BlK62rjQWLk

Dude, as I was formulating this thing in my head, I automatically referred to this scene in particular. Classic.

That's why I said you leave the titty fucking until last...then just blow it all over her face.

 

[Brooks]

or a bitch chasing the cum I shot on its back.

fix'd

 

[Super Mahrio]

i've been thinking about getting the stupid angle-bangs and shelling out an obscene amount of money for highlights that way i'll look less boyish when i wear metal band t-shirts.

 

[Dred]

I know I'm a virgin and all, but titty fucking just doesn't seem interesting whatsoever. I've got to feel them before...that was nice. But why fuck them when you could fuck something else?

It's not all that great IMO. I'd rather just stick it somewhere wet and warm.

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

That's how I feel. Or go down on that bitch so she gets hers and doesn't complain when I bust my load so quickly because I've never had sex!

 

[Brooks]

This thread delivers more than SYSCO

 

[Dead Winter]

*Sigh*

Which is why you save it for last!!!! Enough of the metaphors...

Titty fuck a girl towards the end so she has already come several times and is probably about ready to stop anyway unless she's just some freak who wants to be fucked until she's raw. That way, you can not only save her discomfort while trying to work it back up after 45 minutes of holding back, but it will still get you off and you can blow it all over her tits and face if you want, which is always a bonus.

I hope that was clear enough.

 

[Undefined]

I know I'm a virgin and all, but titty fucking just doesn't seem interesting whatsoever. I've got to feel them before...that was nice. But why fuck them when you could fuck something else?

Titty fucking sucks. Dry it sucks, lubed it's just a disappointing mess. Mouth, ass and vag are the way to go.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

bah why are highlights so fucking expensive?

fuck. i hate this shit. stupid trendy shit.

 

[Dead Winter]

Titty fucking sucks. Dry it sucks, lubed it's just a disappointing mess. Mouth, ass and vag are the way to go.

They have to have really big tits to be of any interest. If not, it's just a waste of time. You might as well jerk off with the backs of your hands in that case because there's always one tit that never stays in place, and you end up trying to simply keep it there instead. Anything less than a C cup and you're gonna need to tape the bottom of her tits together.

 

[Undefined]

They have to have really big tits to be of any interest. If not, it's just a waste of time. You might as well jerk off with the backs of your hands.

Oh, I've done it with big tits, c cups are big to me anyways... and yeah it totally sucked.

 

[Dred]

That's how I feel. Or go down on that bitch so she gets hers and doesn't complain when I bust my load so quickly because I've never had sex!

Ive had sex plenty (just not recently) and I still have this problem

 

[azal]