Slutty Metal Chicks.....

[azal]

Oh, I've done it with big tits, c cups are big to me anyways... and yeah it totally sucked.

you just said your dick is small.

 

[Dred]

Titty fucking sucks. Dry it sucks, lubed it's just a disappointing mess. Mouth, ass and vag are the way to go.

Not a fan of anal. I like the concept, but in reality....not so much.

 

[Undefined]

you just said your dick is small.

:O



Even if it was I'm not bothered because I get to stick it in a pussy everyday so I'm not gonna complain.

 

[Dred]

:O



Even if it was I'm not bothered because I get to stick it in a pussy everyday so I'm not gonna complain.

This is the most retarded online excuse I've ever witnessed. Enjoy your hand.

 

[Undefined]

 

[azal]

Not a fan of anal. I like the concept, but in reality....not so much.

I had this crazy neighbor I used to smash and anal is all she ever wanted. I would throw it in the vag and she would pull it out and shove it in her caboose.

I wasn't trying to fight her.

 

[Dead Winter]

This is the most retarded online excuse I've ever witnessed. Enjoy your hand.

Uh, his gf is pretty damn hot. If he's enjoying someone's hand on his cock it's probably hers.

 

[Dead Winter]

I had this crazy neighbor I used to smash and anal is all she ever wanted. I would throw it in the vag and she would pull it out and shove it in her caboose.

I wasn't trying to fight her.

OMG that is fucking sigged.

 

[Undefined]

I had this crazy neighbor I used to smash and anal is all she ever wanted. I would throw it in the vag and she would pull it out and shove it in her caboose.

I wasn't trying to fight her.

cool story bro

 

[Undefined]

Uh, his gf is pretty damn hot. If he's enjoying someone's hand on his cock it's probably hers.

Oh he knows, we just like to fuck with each other... we're total closet fags who fight online to vent our frustration over the love that can never be but don't tell anyone.

 

[Jace_Mereel]

Not a fan of anal. I like the concept, but in reality....not so much.

For no real reason, this made me lol.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

this thread is so awesome, it's retarded.

or the other way around.

whichever!

 

[Dead Winter]

I've stuck it in their pooper only once, goddammit. Every girl I've been with has eventually tried but it sounds like they're being fucking impaled or something so I start feeling sorry for them, . Every time I'd go back for a do-over it was always "you're not sticking that thing in my ass"....

Moral of the story: If you have a small penis, they'll probably let you put it in their ass. If not, don't even ask.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

no goddamn way. seriously. just no.

 

[Dead Winter]

See? What'd I tell you guys?

 

[Undefined]

If you're a good negotiator they can never refuse

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

"If you let me put it in your butt I'll buy you a nice necklace"

 

[Dead Winter]

LOL I think I'd have to bribe them with fucking money.

 

[Jace_Mereel]

They have to have really big tits to be of any interest. If not, it's just a waste of time. You might as well jerk off with the backs of your hands in that case because there's always one tit that never stays in place, and you end up trying to simply keep it there instead. Anything less than a C cup and you're gonna need to tape the bottom of her tits together.

Unless you're boob-doin' a chick with no hands, I don't see why they can't just hold them there for you.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

no goddamn jewelry, either.