So...How about now?

[EricT]

"Impaled is nothing more than a 2nd rate Carcass."
That is insane. I can't compare the two. At all actually. 1/6000th of Carcass is better than no six-thousandths of nothing i.e. EricT.

I'd rather be nothing than be yet another fly on the shit from the horse that was Reek of Putrefaction.

 

[Plastic Nathrakh]

"yet another fly on the shit from the horse that was Reek of Putrefaction."

You're a piece of shit and I hate you. Do you like bands Eric?
Hmmmm........

 

[EricT]

No. The only sounds I like are what comes from the stroking of my cock. It's a grand symphony every night.

 

[Plastic Nathrakh]

I got a blowjob in the parking lot the other day.

 

[Reign in Acai]

How much did you have to pay this Marcus fellow?

 

[Plastic Nathrakh]

I like you...
I'm extremely charming.

 

[Thanatopsis123]

How much did you have to pay this Marcus fellow?

Haha! Simple but effective. Nothing on RC has made me laugh that much in a while.

 

[Hell Mike]

I think I will have to listen to this some time

 

[cthulufhtagn]

the reason i can tell plastic napkin is a dumbass and his band sucks is he feels compelled to continue arguing in depth with complete strangers on the internet

seriously dude, how much free time do you have? gtfoorc and don't let the door hit your ass on the way out

 

[neal]

why do people always post their music, request harsh criticism, and then argue endlessly when they get it? isnt that why you started the fucking thread?!


"ok heres my shit, tell me what you dont like about it!"

"ok heres what i dont like about it...."

"shut up, you're stupid, you just dont like anything!"


if you're confident in your band what does it matter what a jackoff like eric (<3 eric) says?!

 

[Plastic Nathrakh]

"seriously dude, how much free time do you have?"

Well going by posts alone:
Me=36 < You=7,122

You have, according to my calculations, 197.84 times more free time than I.

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

Excepting the fact, that his 7000 posts are spread over 5 years in a community style forum where you are intruding.

now gtfoorc, get a new vocalist and write some better lyrics, then try again.

 

[Vittra]

Nah. Bad music is bad music. Give up now, and kill yourself.

 

[Plastic Nathrakh]

"that his 7000 posts are spread over 5 years in a community style forum where you are intruding."

Either way, my calculations still stand. That time he was posting, I was not. So in March of 2005, what made you come to RC? Were you intruding then? Of course not, because you obviously are more talented than I. Let's hear your band. I want you to start one and attempt writing a song.

Let's say I had a doctorate in mathematics. I'd be able to critique people better on their math abilities since I have experience in the field. Get a doctorate or gtfoottydfb.

 

[lurch70]

Which member of this cacophonous cadre would you be kind sir? If you're the pencil neck who is performing fellatio while dreaming of constructing a fi fi* (see tutorial), then I highly suggest finding a new hobby.

I actually like the groove in that track, but put the damn mic down once in a while and let the songs breathe. Your singing is like your posts ... 2 paragraphs for something that can be summed up in a sentence.
Pass the ball to your teammates.

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

Let's hear your band. I want you to start one and attempt writing a song.

Cthulumawhatsit is in 2 of them, both infinitely more enjoyable than yours. that said, I never listen to them either.

The reason we weren't intruding is we didn't start threads asking for input and then argued against the input with inane arguements.

And yes, while you were fisting each other or whatever you deathgrindbore bands do, we were discussing music, porn, politics and poop.

 

[dorian gray]

Ok, well, I listened and here's my thoughts:
1) You're playing music - questionable though it may be - on a stage and I'm watching it on the internet, so that alone scores you some points.
2) But from a critical perspective, there's no reason for your band (or many many many others, most of which are heralded here on this very forum) to even exist. I'm happy for you that you do, but your sound is really just that, sound. It's a bunch of chunky distorted power chords with incredibly bad vocals. The songs offers nothing of interest to me; there's no musicality. There's no blazing solo, there's no ridiculously complex phrasing, the drums are 4/4 with the snare on every single quarter note. That drives me nuts.
Play what you want though and be happy about it. Just maybe incorporate some different genres and sounds into your composition (hah) to expand your horizons a bit

 

[lurch70]

 

[dorian gray]

Are you laughing at moi?

 

[lurch70]

this in particular

There's no blazing solo, there's no ridiculously complex phrasing, the drums are 4/4 with the snare on every single quarter note. That drives me nuts.