So...How about now?

[skeptik]

The part where it says "unfit for food."

 

[EricT]

The part where it says "unfit for food."

And where exactly is that again?






Starting to run out of fuel here... someone... come on.

 

[Plastic Nathrakh]

Number 2, first line.

 

[EricT]

Alright, I still don't see it. Perhaps I'm missing something?

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

Eric you're an ass

 

[MFJ]

wow you guys are fucking retarded. you cannot come out on top if you're battling on the internet, at least eric is having his laughs

 

[dorian gray]

donkey punch your deformed head as my dick gets your pussy fed
as we turn the page on dictionary.com and wikipedia, we're well read
my balls dangle underneath your bum
but I aint no clown
EricT can I buy a noun?
Give me an E for eight
theres an octopussy
on the lucy
that I love
so from Sarajevo
to Terry Schiavo
the casket is rotting with the stench of the guitar string strum
I'm prepubescent and all I can think of is Cum

so skip to my Lou
you dirty jew
there's a chemist on the loose
aint it a public disgrace
whips, chains, muzzles
but no my pals to erase
I'm just here to let loose and unwind
annihilation of your kikey kind
longitudinal cutaneous folds on the human vulva
I promise to lather up with aqua velva
where am I going with this, I don't know
enter my laboratory, stage right is the donkey show

WTF ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

 

[dorian gray]

The characters weren't the only thing to die in that song.

Jerry owns this thread

 

[dorian gray]

he's right. i randomly looked up steel reserve (the beverage) one time and it said, "steel reserve: also known as dirty cunt juice." it was up for at least a week and a half.

The best part about this is that you looked up Steel Reserve. Something like that deserves it's own thread. Please indulge us

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

1. the music bleh
2. You shouldn't be needing to pore through the Oxford fucking english dictionary to enjoy a song (not that I'd bother with this tripe
3. Baked Potato songs needs to become reality
4. Jerry wins this thread, though the potato song was still #1 post

 

[Disgustipated]

All arguments aside, the lyrics still fucking suck.

 

[Plastic Nathrakh]

"You shouldn't be needing to pore through the Oxford fucking english dictionary to enjoy a song"
...to figure out what the word carrion means?

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

beats me, I was too lazy to read most of this thread

 

[Krilons Resa]

WTF @ this thread.

 

[cthulufhtagn]

eric owns this fucking thread, fucking lmao @ baked potato song

also the smothered in marmite ninja wikipedia edit thing is hilarious

also the original lyrics plastic napkin posted, i'm sorry to say, read like they were written by a 13-year-old

 

[lurch70]

RC ... where even spam gets 75 replies

 

[Plastic Nathrakh]

"where even spam gets 75 replies"
Spam of what ya dick? Wa-wa-wee-wah. I do apologize for the interruption of other congruently useful conversations available here.

 

[lurch70]

spam of your crap of a band momo

 

[Plastic Nathrakh]

Well the thing is that spam involves some type of disruption. I simply wanted some opinions. You did not have to click on this thread so technically you allowed yourself to be spammed. I can't help that you decided to read. Go listen to My Dying Bride and whine about how their career is falling apart some more. Or insert different band there.

I seriously cannot see anything inherently wrong with any of our songs. They are catchy, heavy, and not pretentious. Please, most of the people who say I have a crap band cannot identify a specific problem. Just mindless trashing from people who spend too much time looking for the most obscure bands whilst alienating better bands who may have a few hundred thousand more fans (based on that reason alone).

Crawl out of your own musical asshole and enjoy something other than the usual dozen or so you listen to.

 

[lurch70]

having to explain your band and music is the inherent problem you big skirt.

and don't you know that we don't discuss music on RC ... get with the fucking program or gtfoorc!!!