So...How about now?

You scrapped everything and went back to the drawing board in June of 08' due to our displeasure. Who are you writing music for?


No matter how hard you try, your 3rd rate Impaled will always be met by the same response.

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The reason for any explanations being that most of your eyes seem to be glued shut in order to appeal to others on this board. I like the RC and have so for a while.
I like so many fucking bands that I can't help but listen to the ones that I've missed. What happened to people on METAL forums coming together to share tunes? You guys just seem to want to be the funny guy on the abyss of the internet where the laughs have no effect. Build a relationship with a real person in the flesh using that wit. Not that you've shown any you tool. Momo and big skirt have rendered you brainless. Did you lurch your way out of a friggin' time machine or something?
 
Reign in Acai has always attacked me on this board for no reason. HOWEVER, he's pretty goddamned hilarious so its ok. The others have no class with the attacks.
I'd say we're a half-priced Impaled even though our guitarist doesn't like them in the least and he write all the music.

Furthermore, for someone who claims to dispise the nig-race so much, you sure do post pics of the blacks pretty often. I like that you silly looking fellow.
 
bottom line ... give me tips on how to refinance my home without losing my shirt or STFU

and I agree with you that RiA is one funny fella, but the ladies seem to miss that aspect of his personality and in person. online he swoons like no other.
 
I don't believe in owning your own home. Unless you built it, or it was given to you. So....go ahead and take that shirt off silly-billy.
 
Define his reasoning?
for funnies probably. Which I don't blame him for. I just want to know how I can improve is all. I love my band very much and I'm also extremely confident in it. Our local scene is shit, and (comparably) we offer more. I'm not saying we're amazing by any means, but definitely not deserving of this bullshit. Haha.
 
if you want to be taken seriously and treat your music as such start by changing the band name to a less clown sounding one.
something with "heim" at the end should do it.
 
Which member of this cacophonous cadre would you be kind sir? If you're the pencil neck who is performing fellatio while dreaming of constructing a fi fi* (see tutorial), then I highly suggest finding a new hobby.



Impaled is nothing more than a 2nd rate Carcass. Logarithmically breaking down the quality between your band and the aforementioned, your 1/6000th as good as Carcass. X = Shitty Vocalist, Y = piss poor drumming, A = Guitars that resonate with the whimper of a cat being caught on the manifold of a 79 Datsun. Putrid, vile, ghastly darlin.


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Hey that's a good vid, dick. We sold 55 copies of our EP that night.

"Impaled is nothing more than a 2nd rate Carcass."
That is insane. I can't compare the two. At all actually. 1/6000th of Carcass is better than no six-thousandths of nothing i.e. EricT.

"Did you really think that this kind of music would even appeal to the RC crowd?"
Not at all. I wanted major criticism sir.

That second video you posted is one of the funniest things I've seen today, other than the Steve Vai dubbed video. Fucking genius.

...I'm the vocalist. Eat my ass. I'm pretty ok.
 
"Did you really think that this kind of music would even appeal to the RC crowd?"
Not at all. I wanted major criticism sir.

Seems to me that if the kind of music doesn't appeal to the (RC) crowd, then the (RC) crowd isn't going to bother giving much, if any, useful criticism. Just sayin'.