Man, these "my first recording" stories bring back memories!
After having fucked around a lot with old cassette-deck recorders in my childhood, I too tried to record my first songs with the windows recorder. I didn't have a full-duplex soundcard back then, meaning that I couldn't hear what I was recording to. I had to tap my foot while listening to the original track and try to keep that rhythm as well as possible. The results where... interesting.
My first drumtracks were made with a program called BioDrummer. I had no clue what I was doing. Kicks were hard-panned left. Cymbals kept going from soft to superloud and changed panning over time. I had no idea what a "snare" was. I have also called hihats "hithats" for years, because of a spelling error in my samples back then. It was a mess. One of my friends still uses that program to this day though.
It must have taken me at least 3 years to figure out there was such a thing as multitrack-recording. Just throw everything on top of each other; sounds great! And make sure you can hear that hall reverb louder than anything else. That distorted microphone sounds really awesome huh? Destructive editing = manly editing.
Even after I had discovered multitracking, it took quite a while for me to realize that there was a panning option. Mixing shitty metal in mono is fun for a beginner.
But the most humbling thing of all was looking back at those times and projects recently, and finding out that when I thought i was EQing things, I had only been changing the frequency-sliders. I wish I could say that never happened again afterwards.