So I;m really drunk

[Pessimism]

Thuoghts?

 

[Pessimism]

Don't tell me this is a forum full of ass goblins.

 

[Pessimism]

assly treasure goblins. LLots of treasure.

 

[unknown]

look who comes stumbling back

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

God is in his holy temple...

 

[SentinelSlain]

You can dance, you can jive, having the time of your life.

It must have been good to be a handsome young swede in the 70s. I bet there weren't even that many swarthy bastards to come and steal all the nice soft blondes. I bet you could just be all liberal and hip and some little sweetie would let you try anal with her, for the first time anyone in her family line had even put anything into that nice tight, warm, scandinavian orifice. Imagine the come oozing in and melting away, like piss on snow. Then you could just cuddle and think of all the years of snuggling and snowblindess. You could live in a little gay cabin and drink wine and feel pious in your liberalism without having to live in a shitty integrated estate or anything. You could could cuddle her and kiss her little tootsies for ever more. You could be against Israel and Pro Palestine.

 

[SilverCrank]

I wish i was drunk, i quit drinking 4 years ago

 

[Pessimism]

I wish i was drunk, i quit drinking 4 years ago

 

[Pessimism]

You can dance, you can jive, having the time of your life.

It must have been good to be a handsome young swede in the 70s. I bet there weren't even that many swarthy bastards to come and steal all the nice soft blondes. I bet you could just be all liberal and hip and some little sweetie would let you try anal with her, for the first time anyone in her family line had even put anything into that nice tight, warm, scandinavian orifice. Imagine the come oozing in and melting away, like piss on snow. Then you could just cuddle and think of all the years of snuggling and snowblindess. You could live in a little gay cabin and drink wine and feel pious in your liberalism without having to live in a shitty integrated estate or anything. You could could cuddle her and kiss her little tootsies for ever more. You could be against Israel and Pro Palestine.

 

[sevag00]

So what should we do if your drunk? Celebrate?

 

[Satanstoenail]

Great thread. 5 stars. Would read again.

 

[damnromulans]

I didn't drink this weekend and it feels GREAT not to be hung over

 

[CF87]

I wish i was drunk, i quit drinking 4 years ago

Good for you. I've been trying to quit drinking for a few years now. If I drink which is occasionally regret it everytime.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Addo and I crushed a whole 30 rack of Busch Heavy last night while we watched Jersey Shore and listened to Superchrist and Speedwolf. Sounds like your night was better.

 

[King Richard]

Your drunk posts lack epicness bro. Step off my territory.

 

[Master_Yoda77]