So, some Mormons came to our house today.
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You should pull some rocks out of a hat and start writing a random story on a whiteboard in front of them.
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JeffTD
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It pisses me off how ridiculously gorgeous most of the Mormon girls at my high school are/were. Fucking teases!
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Notuern
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I had Jehovas Witnesses knocking on my door one day.. I yelled "wait a minute", went in to my room, drew some pentagrams on my hands, slammed on some Burzum and put on a Slayer t-shirt with the pentagram logo..
.. when i opened the door they just stood there and watched me(Without taking a breath.), and then one of them just said "I think we need to be some place else right now", and they left without saying anything!
Haven't had a Jehova knocking on our door ever since!
(Which is pretty amazing considering that we have Swedens biggest congregation of Jehovas down here.)
.. when i opened the door they just stood there and watched me(Without taking a breath.), and then one of them just said "I think we need to be some place else right now", and they left without saying anything!
Haven't had a Jehova knocking on our door ever since!
(Which is pretty amazing considering that we have Swedens biggest congregation of Jehovas down here.)
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Bekanor
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Find a way to mention off-handly how you love it when your boyfriend shoots heroin into his dick and then cums it into your ass.
They may or may not burn you on the spot, or "cleanse" you to death with a rolled up Watchtower.
Notuern
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Dude, the Watchtower headquarters is RIGHT down the road from me
Damn dude, i feel for ya'!
I really do!
I was walking home from uni once and ran into some Mormans on my street, and they were all "what do you know about religion?"
I said "well I was raised as a catholic for 18 years" and instead of saying "well this guy doesn't want to be bothered" they actually said "WOW so you KNOW ABOUT RELIGION?!?!?! Let us talk to you about the book of Morman!" and I said "nah I don't really want to know.
Then they asked "what do you know about the book of Morman?" and I said "only what I've seen on South Park".
They got heaps cut, but still tried to arrange a meeting with me, to which I declined. Then I walked home, and they happened to be door knocking in that direction, so they came to my house again. It was less than funny.
I said "well I was raised as a catholic for 18 years" and instead of saying "well this guy doesn't want to be bothered" they actually said "WOW so you KNOW ABOUT RELIGION?!?!?! Let us talk to you about the book of Morman!" and I said "nah I don't really want to know.
Then they asked "what do you know about the book of Morman?" and I said "only what I've seen on South Park".
They got heaps cut, but still tried to arrange a meeting with me, to which I declined. Then I walked home, and they happened to be door knocking in that direction, so they came to my house again. It was less than funny.
Bekanor
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Dude, the Watchtower headquarters is RIGHT down the road from me
There's a Kingdom Hall at the end of my block.
Affectionately referred to as "Ho's Skate Park" by the urchin children that carved that title into wet cement on the foot path out the front.
And yet they've only been to our house once since we moved here, and they sent a hot girl and an old lady, the 2 kinds of people I wouldn't do something bizarre to at my door.
You should take a shit load of bibles to the Watchtower headquarters and ask them if they've heard the ACTUAL word of the lord.
Bekanor
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Would be so fun considering I'm going to start drinking when we get back from rehearsal the night before...
Bekanor
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I'm gunna have to borrow some cash to get drinks before hand, I don't get paid til friday morning.
